As Ludwig came out of his room with his bright blue eyes half-opened and his blondish hair all curled, he noticed something at his feet. A man was sleeping next to Ludwig's door, snoring silently to himself. Ludwig groaned as he lifted the man off the floor and shook him violently. "Wake up, you lazy Italian!" The man opened his eyes slowly and smiled at Ludwig.

"Pastaaaa~." He spoke with an Italian accent. Ludwig facepalmed himself then glared at him. "Feliciano… you are truly an idiot." Ludwig spoke with the most fluent German accent. "Aww, Ludwig. You know you like it, you silly German." Feliciano's bright eyes sparkled as he smiled wide at Ludwig. Ludwig sighed in annoyance and put Feliciano down, walking to the kitchen.

Feliciano smiled to himself and thought. 'I win.'

Ludwig poured milk inside his favorite cup, which was green with brown lining surrounding the cup. He started to sip his cup as the door was pushed open. "Yo, Ludwig!" A man opened the door, having a hamburger in one of his hands. Feliciano jumped on Ludwig's back and smiled at the man. "Alfred!"

Alfred smiled at them as he held up his hamburger to Ludwig's mouth. "Here, eat up, dude!" Ludwig shuddered in disgust as Feliciano forced open Ludwig's mouth. Alfred shoved the hamburger inside Ludwig's mouth as Ludwig choked and coughed the hamburger out. "Alfred, you stupid American!"

"Lesson to you… don't ever take an American's fries."

Feliciano heard a knock on the door as another man came in, lifting up Feliciano's hand, pressing his lips against it. "Bonjour, Cheri." Ludwig went into rage and grabbed the man by the neck. "You sick pervert…"

"Oh ho ho, is someone jealous?" The man smirked evilly as Alfred patted Ludwig's shoulder. "Come on. Francis didn't mean any harm. He is from France after all." Ludwig sighed and released Francis from his grip. Feliciano looked up at Ludwig and smiled at him. "Aww, you love me." Ludwig's face flushed red as he looked away from Feliciano.

"Haaa!" Alfred started laughing loudly as everyone else except for Ludwig started laughing with Alfred.

"You guys… are idiots." Ludwig said angrily.