Hello! I am new to RHPS fanfiction, but not to fanfiction itself. I was SHOCKED! And SURPRISED! When I saw how few RHPS stuff there was on here. So I decided to add to it woot.

I would like, if I may, to invite you to read this amusing parody of the RHPS. It does take the Michael of it, but in a funny way. Yay.

The Smocky Horror Picture Show

Science Fiction

Let there be lips! They start to sing

Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still

But who is he

Anyway?

Peter Hinwood was there in golden underwear

Erik Bana was the huge-fat-green Hulk

Then something went wrong

For my head hit a gong

And got caught in a celluloid peanut butter

Then like a deadly sting ray

It came from the USA

And this is how the message was muttered!

Science Fiction

And 4 other genres

Frank and Smocky

Nothing rhymes with genres

See domestics sing to

Bread and Jam

Anthony Hopkins stars in

Silence of the Lambs

Oh

At the late-night, double feature, picture show

I knew Leo the lion

Was up in the sky, when

Elton John thought he was the queen's equal

And I really got hot

When I saw Jean and Scott

Fight in X-men 2, the sequel

Johnny Depp said clowns,

Gave him a frown

Coz they scared the hell outta him,

But when vampires go woo

Said Dracula to Van Helsing

"Born 1422, murdered 1462."

Not really like a

Science Fiction

And 4 other genres

Frank and Smocky

Nothing rhymes with genres

See domestics sing to

Bread and Jam

Anthony Hopkins stars in

Silence of the Lambs

Oh

At the late-night, double feature, picture show

I wanna see

Oh

At the late-night, double feature, picture show

By Murderee

Oh

At the late-night, double feature, picture show

The seats aren't free

Oh

At the late-night, double feature, picture show ...

Kinda short, I know. But I'm going by the chapters on the DVD, and this is the end of the first one, so you know. So, as a treat, I'll put the next chapter up VERY SOON could I BE any nicer?