A new fanfic for you guys! This was probably the first non-depressive fan fic I wrote and has plenty of humor :)

It had been a slow day for the undercover officers at the Jump Street Chapel. They had no case on their hands leaving their day uneventful. Tom Hanson laid back in his chair with his feet propped upon his desk, mindlessly chewing the plastic of his biro. Doug Penhall argued non-stop with his bratty girlfriend, Dorothy over the phone whilst Judy and Harry playfully bantered to each other.

"HANSON!"

The three officers stopped what they were doing and eyed Tom with jealousy over the fact Captain Adam Fuller rescued him from boredom and was possibly given a case over them.

"Wish me luck," he smirked at them before beelining to Fuller's office.

"I have an assignment which just come up which I think you would be perfect for," Fuller told him as soon as he sat down. "A daughter of a movie star -"

"Captain!" he interuppted in horror. "You promised not to put me on cases that has anything to do with movie stars since the Jeremy Woods case!"

Fuller disregarded him and continued. "The movie actor's sixteen year old daughter named Lily Rose, filed a complaint about a particular paparazzi who often snaps pictures of her whilst at school. She says it's not unusual to find over twenty pictures would be snapped and published each week." He passed him a file. "Most of the pictures are in there."

He hastily retrieved the file and flipped it open. There was a detailed report with sufficient amount of photos of a seemingly ordinary girl. He found the photos quite creepy because there were pictures of the girl sitting in lessons, playing sports, eating lunch and chatting with her friends without her aknowledgement. She looked pretty, with brown soulful eyes and shoulder length blond hair but looked too young and too vulnerable for such public attention.

"She also has a younger brother named Jack who goes to the same school but he doesn't get the same amount of attention because he prefers to stay out of the limelight. Lily however, has done several photoshoots and one movie," Fuller explained. "In this assignment, I need you to find out who this paparazzi is."

"But there's no law against paparazzis taking pictures and publishing them," he pointed out.

"That's right," Fuller agreed. "But it's getting out of hand and they are technically trespassing on private property."

"What will we charge the paparazzi for then?"

"Nothing. We can only let him off with a warning."

To say he wans't happy was an understatement because he thought assignment was unsatisfying. He would have liked to be on a drug or murder case instead of this.

"Look, I think it's terrible for the girl and everything, but why me? Why not take Judy as she's a girl and all?"

"The girl specifically asked for a good looking cop."

His eyebrows rose in surprise. "She sounds like trouble already!"

Fuller chuckled and shook his head in amusement. "But seriously Hanson, it's an invasion of her privacy and she feels it's affecting her education, safety and her friendships."

"Ok fine, I take it," he sighed. It was better than sitting around chewing his biro until breaking into the ink. "Who's this movie star then?"

"Johnny Depp."

His name rang a bell. "Wasn't he that guy who played an annoying, drunken pirate in some movie fanchise?"

"That's the one."

"Oh well, that is just wonderful!" he remarked with undeniable sarcasm in his voice.

"You don't have to worry about it Hanson," Fuller frowned. "It would be unlikely that you'll bump into him because he's currently busy working on a movie in London."

"Who looks after her then? Her mother?"

"Yes, her mother looks after her. But she tends to work a lot as well," Fuller replied. "She's a french singer so she often goes back and forth between two countries."

"Why don't they just live in France then?"

Irritation spread across his captain's face. "I wouldn't know Hanson! So why don't you save the questions for the girl instead of asking me?"

"Sorry captain," he apologised quickly.

He hated it when Fuller got mad. His eyes would flash dangerously and his voice boomed loud enough to pop his ears. To boil down his anger, he accepted the case without any more questions and left the office.

"You've got yourself a case?" Judy asked, enviously eyeing the file tucked under his arm.

"Yeah, I just have to be a bodyguard for some movie star's daughter," he replied unenthusiastically.

"A movie star?" Judy gasped. "Who is it?"

"Johnny Depp."

Judy let out a squeal as soon as he revealed his name. "I love that actor!" she blushed. "I hope you will get me to meet him!"

"Sorry Jude, he's in London working on a movie," he replied. "I'm just looking out for his daughter."

Judy pouted in disappointment. "That's a shame. He's hot - and I love that movie called Edward Scissorhands."

"He was in that too?" he questioned in surprise. "I don't know which one is worse, a drunken pirate or a guy who has scissors for hands."

Harry let out a chuckle. "You really hate movie stars don't you?"

"Yes because all they do is stand around, say a few lines and bam, they get paid more money than we do."

"Yeah!" Doug agreed. "All they get is cameras pointed in their faces while we have guns pointed in our faces."

He remembered Doug said that before when they were posed as bodyguards for the Jeremy Woods case which was less than a year ago. Their job back then was to stop the actor from beating the crap out of the paparazzis, his own director and his co-workers whilst working on a movie. He was self-absorbed and arrogant and he once started a fight with him because he wasn't there to stop a deranged fan girl from sneaking into his trailer.

"Do you guys know anything about his daughter?" he asked.

"I've seen a few pictures of her in magazines," Judy replied. "And I'm pretty sure she did a movie once - anyway, why did Fuller give you the assignment and not us?"

"Basically, the girl requested someone of my profile," he answered.

"She asked for a dork?" Doug joked.

"I'm not a dork!" he fired back. He held his head up high and gave all the officers a snarky look. "Now if you excuse me guys, I'll be busy on my case riding in limos and drinking martinis."

He said that to make jealousy flash in their eyes - and it worked.

Authors note: I know it'll sound a bit confusing but... it's still set in the 80's but the Depp's are shown in present time. It's set in late season two. Tom isn't seen as Johnny Depp although he looks the same. and it's also set in Vancouver where the show was filmed.