This story will feature others from different Anime
Disclaimer I don't own Naruto or Rwby so don't bite my face off it's rightfully owned by Kishimoto and Rooster Teeth
I hate this I mean honestly, what did I ever do to deserve this. Mentally whined the flame haired protagonist whose name also happened to be Menma...yeah that's right he now owned the bastardized Naruto's name and not just that the same parents also, and to top it all off...he was the forgotten child. While backwards as it may be Menma didn't really care much that he was second priority given all the cold treatment Naruto recieved thanks to his burden, he was pretty glad he didn't have a big ass evil pokemon sealed in his gut. And so like any normal person would do in this situation he bided his time and waited till he finally got a chance at sweet relief aka death.
Sighing Menma thought over his life and for those to slow on the uptake, no! He did not mean this weeaboo's wet dream! he meant his life before this!
In the parking lot of a drug store
December 25th 2016
The white snow blew across the cold empty parking lot as I scowled holding my half eaten hotpocket, growling at the indignity of it's somewhat cold insides. I stopped trailing off the pathway home because apparently I had the dumbest luck as to stumble upon a woman being robbed, noticing no sigh of police Damn pigs, or Goku fucking Saiyan, much less Superman he's a combination of both, pick one and be happy...i'm not your fucking puppet.I sighed and reluctantly stepped in to put a stop to it, which in hind sight may not have been such a good idea.
"So you really thought you could mess with us huh brat?" A smirking 30 year old man snarked as I calmly ate my food held at gun point. "Tryin to be a hero ain't gonna get you nowhere but into an early grave..." Scoffing I rudely replied "Your stink ass breath might very well do the same you fucking piece of shit, I almost threw up from that dirty ass smell, and speaking about that stench, you should get that halitosis checked out before satan gets mad and claims the shit he left in your throat." Glaring at me hatefully the last thing I heard was the click of the pistol and then everything went black...Ya know now that I think about it maybe that wasn't the smartest idea...how cliche.
Back with the protagonist
"I don't want this bullshit second chance hell would've been a better turn out then a world full of this mess." Muttered Menma irritably, for as long as he could he'd tried to steer clear of the life of a shinobi given what he remembered of this fucked up place could you really blame him? but given who his parents were the old monkey thrust him right alongside his brother in this fucked up elementary/middle school teaching kids how to kill people...And these motherfuckers wonder why they have so many fucking psychopaths running rampant in this bitch.
Shaking his head and heading into class he sat next to his one and only friend Nora Valkyrie, now before he continues let's just get a few things straight...Nora was an odd person, she was unsually excitable to the point where even his own hyperactive brother couldn't hold a candle to her. Once Menma had even thought he saw her talking to thin air asking how many reviews her epic personality got them, but there was one particular feature that amused him to no end about her. Even though she always tried to do her best she usually ended up doin the exact opposite, Example you say? feh sure whatever.
Last week's weapons practice
"Now Nora do your best ok." Iruka spoke in a calm voice to the chipper red haired girl nah that's fucking orange "No problemo Iruka-Sensei! Oi! Men-Chan! watch dis!" Menma looks at her and gives her a lazy yet reassuring thumbs up as the other children groan and talk amongst themselves. "Oh god it's her," Huffed a prissy girl with brown hair as her green haired counter part nodded. "yeah she's so bad i'm seriously confused why she hasn't just quit yet," I smirked upon noticing the familiar gleam in her michevous blue eyes as Nora aimed her Kunai and Shuriken nailing her mark, unfortunatly for them she wasn't finished yet as she spun around sending her favorite hammer Magnhild into the crowd of students as the two girls from before shrieked in fear. I yawned lazily and shook my head watching Nora do a silly victory dance as our Pineapple headed sensei berates her for her reckless actions, Meh that's Nora for yah.
Back to the present
Now I know what your thinking. Holy shit! she's from the Rwbyverse, oh my Oum! well...not to be rude but, so is every other goddamn fairytale character ever to fucking exist you goddamn dick riders! How am I supposed to know what's going on around here!? as far as i'm concerned this is a special place in hell for slackers and to all you Narutards out there...FUCK THE UCHIHAS yeah I said it. When I heard how those false flagging ass butt fuckers were killed off I fucking celebrated...cheap ass pricks deserved much worse if you ask me, but I digress let's get back to YOUR story.
The orange haired hammer wielder was excitedly going on and on about how happy she was we were graduating soon. And honestly I couldn't care any less about that fact given the time I had already spent going through the process back on Earth. Highschool sucked so much ass. Ignoring Nora for the moment I eyed the rest of the class in relative distaste groaning upon spotting my idiotic brother still pinning for the pink bitch who honestly looked like Harambe (R.I.P) while Sasuke who in my opinion had the ego and personality of an insane Batman, looked to be constipated from all the suicidal thoughts he's been having lately...Bitch
I glanced over from the avenger and gained a positivly revolted expression at what I saw. I mean dear God the look on the Hyuuga heiress face made him freaking sick, It simply screamed, Rape me now you blonde bastard! don't worry i'm a sub!
Rolling his eyes he turned to his friend as she continued "Oh Men-chan I hope we're on the same team!" Nodding to the hyper girl he couldn't help but agree, while yes she was a headache it was better then any alternatives much less some no name douchebag. "Eh i'm just hoping I don't get paired with duck butt over there," Menma said while jabbing a thumb in Sasuke Uchiha's direction who also was...making out with my brother...God I hate fanservice Sighing I turned away from the nightmare fuel to listen to the long winded readings of the teams. (God Iruka do you get off from hearing the sound of your own voice) were formed Iruka spoke up, "Now team 11 will consist of Menma Uzumaki," Eyeing the teacher he listened closely to see what fuckery he'd be cursed with. "Nora Valkyrie." squealing in happiness said girl gleefully hugged him causing a great deal of discomfort from the girls rather...Abnormal strength. "And finally Jin Manami," Groaning he smacked his forehead out of all people in the room he could possibly get paired with he's stuck with the battle maniac who proclaims himself his rival. "Your Jonin sensei will be Anko Mitarishi." glaring at the sky as a purple blur crashed through the window Menma could only seethe at the repeated piss he had dumped on him by fate. All of my hate you smug bastard!
AN. Hah! this was kinda a side project I made out of boredom if you'd like me to continue you know what to do also hmu with some words of wisdom on what I can improve. Now with that said
Until next time people!