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A/N: Phew! Sorry about that *starts singing* Stacys mom has got it goin on . Sorry about that as well,
I've got that song in my head, now anyway,
This story is kind of a song fic , kind of . The gang are in their 5th year at Hogwarts, there are OotP spoilers so if you haven't read it, I ask you WHY? Why the hell not!!! besides, I doubt that someone, for some strange unknown reason, hasn't read OotP would be here, so I am just going to pretend that everyone who is reading this HAS.
*Starts talking to herself* Okay maybe you shouldn't act like such a psycho and get on with explaining to them
*Replies* good Idea
ANYWAY, I do not think that Sirius should have died so in my version he is alive and well, also as this is my first EVA fanfic the characters may be a little OOC so, well, yeah, just thought I'd warn you,anyway the trio are for some strange unknown reason experimenting with cursers and potions because , oh lets just say....to get revenge on Umbridge, and something goes wrong (natuarally)now I'm totally stealing this Idea off Buffy so I'll call it a mild crossover, and also this story will be through the eyes of mainly Harry so ON TO THE FIC!!
Chapter 1 The Experiment
It was midnight Harry Potter, Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger were crouched in the empty History of Magic classroom, and they had about 20 different potion ingredients around them, Hermione was stiring a cauldron adding various ingredients
"I can't belive you talked us into this,"said Ron "I mean you, of all people Hermione!"
"Be quiet Ron, Filch'll be here before long" said Hermione adding some more ingredients
"Do, er, you....know what excactly it is that your doing?" Harry asked catiously
"I think so, I'm mixing a lot of potions together....alright, one more ingrident and were done, well, then we slip this in her drink somehow and we watch our dear Proffessor Umbridge get humiliated in front of the entire school!" she added the last ingredient and.....BOOM! (A/N for all you people who have seen Pirates of the Caribbean (saw it Saturday,it was great wasn't it?) you know when she's underwater and the necklace thingy she was wearing, and when everything kind of went boom and everything kind of ripples? Well that just happened )
"Whoa,"
"What was that?" asked Ron
"I-I'm not sure," Hermione replied weakly
"Maybe we should check," Harry suggested
"y-yeah, I think we should,"said Ron a little shakily
"Scorgify," Hermione whispered and everything dissipeard ,they threw the invisibility cloak on and exited.
After half an hour of looking they couldn't find anything out of the ordinary they gave up and went back to Griffindor tower
"Well, maybe it was just a simple wave," Harry said,trying to sound reassuring
"Yeah, maybe," said Ron, and bading Hermione a good night Harry thought he heard her mutter
"The one time I try to plan a prank..."
The Next day
When they entered the great hall for breakfast, they immediently looked around every where to see if they could spot any signs of ,well, anything out of the ordinary, but everything seemed perfectly fine, Harry looked over at Malfoy to which he saw his usual smirk, he looked at the staff table, (A/N Dumbledore is gone and Hagrid is there) nope,nothing unusual there either, but they still weren't satisfied, Harry went strait to Neville
"Morning Neville," Harry said
"Morning Harry," Neville said, swallowing his toast. Okay,Harry thought, nothing unusual there.
The three found nothing strange all through breakfast, their first lesson was Defence Against the Dark Arts so they started heading for Umbridge's classroom.
" Maybe it was nothing" Ron suggested
"I don't know Ron," Hermione was saying "that was no ordinary wave, It was something powerful, I know it was I've read about them before,"
They entered Umbridges classroom and took their usual seats and took out their things, Umbridge entered the classroom and seated herself in her chair and then addressed the class
"Good morning class," said Proffesor Umbridge, there was a mumble of 'morning'
"Oh dear,I thought we were clear on this subject when I say 'Good morning class I wish for you to reply 'don't just walk away' " Umbridge started singing " 'Like everythings okay and you don't care about me....' " she kept singing untill she had sung the entire song (A/N I'm sorry if I got the words wrong but I don't know the excact words) "So lets try that one more time shall we? Good morning class," the class just stared disbeliving back at her
"Good morning Proffesor Umbidge,"there were only three people who answered, one was Pavati one was Neville and the other was Ron
"I wish for everyone to reply please," Proffessor Umbidge said sweetly "Good morning class,"she repeated
"Good morning Proffesor Umbridge," still the only people who answered were Ron, Neville and Pavati.
"Come come now everybody, it's not to difficult to say," she said to the still stunned class,what was she playing at? Harry thought, she just starts singing and then acts like nothing happened? And what was with Ron? And Neville?and Pavarti?their acting as if nothing's happened too.
"One more time class,'say you love me say you love me but your never there for me yeah' " she started singing again " 'you'll be cryin, slowly dyin' when I decide to leave,all we do is make-up'Ron Neville and Pavarti started singing the echos ' Then break-up'Echos sing again "Maybe we need some time alone, we need to let it breath'" Harry stared disbeliving from Ron to Umbridge to Pavati to Neville and back to Ron again, all while resisting the urge to scream 'WHAT!!!' but as soon as the song had ended the bell went
"Goodness me!" cried Umbridge "And we haven't even learned how to say 'good morning' oh well, where the time went I have no idea, oh well, off you go then," and with that she picked up he things and swept from the room. Everyone in the class apart from Neville Pavati and Ron, who were packing there things away, were sitting in their seats staring disbelivingly at the doorway which Umbridge had just departed, then finally, yet slowly, gathered their things and headed out of the classroom and headed for lunch (A/N I know!! Only one class after breakfast and then lunch, but it gives them more free time, and no singing teachers)
"Well," Ron started " Obviously the wave has done something to time, speed it up or something beacause that class was the shortest one I've ever sat through, mind you I'm not complaining, Umbridges classes' aren't exactly what you'd call fun" Harry looked at Ron with a what-the-hell-are-you-playing-at look that he didn't notice,so Harry and Hermione went on explaining to Ron what happened in Defence against the dark arts, when they had finished Ron was looking at them wide-eyed " Umbridge was singing?when?"
"Just now!," said Hermione, sighing exasperatedly "You were singing too,"
"No I wasn't! and neither was Umbridge!," either Ron and the others in his class were playing a joke on them or he just discovered what the wave done.
A/N: Well there you go, my first chapter I ever put on ff.net, I am so proud.Please R&R! I want to know what it's like to get reviews, if you flame I will be eternerly sad....... For ten seconds! Not that I'm inviting you to flame, but if it really is bad I would like to know, in a nice way please and I would also like to say I know this capter is short but it's my first one, so what do you think ??
A/N: Phew! Sorry about that *starts singing* Stacys mom has got it goin on . Sorry about that as well,
I've got that song in my head, now anyway,
This story is kind of a song fic , kind of . The gang are in their 5th year at Hogwarts, there are OotP spoilers so if you haven't read it, I ask you WHY? Why the hell not!!! besides, I doubt that someone, for some strange unknown reason, hasn't read OotP would be here, so I am just going to pretend that everyone who is reading this HAS.
*Starts talking to herself* Okay maybe you shouldn't act like such a psycho and get on with explaining to them
*Replies* good Idea
ANYWAY, I do not think that Sirius should have died so in my version he is alive and well, also as this is my first EVA fanfic the characters may be a little OOC so, well, yeah, just thought I'd warn you,anyway the trio are for some strange unknown reason experimenting with cursers and potions because , oh lets just say....to get revenge on Umbridge, and something goes wrong (natuarally)now I'm totally stealing this Idea off Buffy so I'll call it a mild crossover, and also this story will be through the eyes of mainly Harry so ON TO THE FIC!!
Chapter 1 The Experiment
It was midnight Harry Potter, Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger were crouched in the empty History of Magic classroom, and they had about 20 different potion ingredients around them, Hermione was stiring a cauldron adding various ingredients
"I can't belive you talked us into this,"said Ron "I mean you, of all people Hermione!"
"Be quiet Ron, Filch'll be here before long" said Hermione adding some more ingredients
"Do, er, you....know what excactly it is that your doing?" Harry asked catiously
"I think so, I'm mixing a lot of potions together....alright, one more ingrident and were done, well, then we slip this in her drink somehow and we watch our dear Proffessor Umbridge get humiliated in front of the entire school!" she added the last ingredient and.....BOOM! (A/N for all you people who have seen Pirates of the Caribbean (saw it Saturday,it was great wasn't it?) you know when she's underwater and the necklace thingy she was wearing, and when everything kind of went boom and everything kind of ripples? Well that just happened )
"Whoa,"
"What was that?" asked Ron
"I-I'm not sure," Hermione replied weakly
"Maybe we should check," Harry suggested
"y-yeah, I think we should,"said Ron a little shakily
"Scorgify," Hermione whispered and everything dissipeard ,they threw the invisibility cloak on and exited.
After half an hour of looking they couldn't find anything out of the ordinary they gave up and went back to Griffindor tower
"Well, maybe it was just a simple wave," Harry said,trying to sound reassuring
"Yeah, maybe," said Ron, and bading Hermione a good night Harry thought he heard her mutter
"The one time I try to plan a prank..."
The Next day
When they entered the great hall for breakfast, they immediently looked around every where to see if they could spot any signs of ,well, anything out of the ordinary, but everything seemed perfectly fine, Harry looked over at Malfoy to which he saw his usual smirk, he looked at the staff table, (A/N Dumbledore is gone and Hagrid is there) nope,nothing unusual there either, but they still weren't satisfied, Harry went strait to Neville
"Morning Neville," Harry said
"Morning Harry," Neville said, swallowing his toast. Okay,Harry thought, nothing unusual there.
The three found nothing strange all through breakfast, their first lesson was Defence Against the Dark Arts so they started heading for Umbridge's classroom.
" Maybe it was nothing" Ron suggested
"I don't know Ron," Hermione was saying "that was no ordinary wave, It was something powerful, I know it was I've read about them before,"
They entered Umbridges classroom and took their usual seats and took out their things, Umbridge entered the classroom and seated herself in her chair and then addressed the class
"Good morning class," said Proffesor Umbridge, there was a mumble of 'morning'
"Oh dear,I thought we were clear on this subject when I say 'Good morning class I wish for you to reply 'don't just walk away' " Umbridge started singing " 'Like everythings okay and you don't care about me....' " she kept singing untill she had sung the entire song (A/N I'm sorry if I got the words wrong but I don't know the excact words) "So lets try that one more time shall we? Good morning class," the class just stared disbeliving back at her
"Good morning Proffesor Umbidge,"there were only three people who answered, one was Pavati one was Neville and the other was Ron
"I wish for everyone to reply please," Proffessor Umbidge said sweetly "Good morning class,"she repeated
"Good morning Proffesor Umbridge," still the only people who answered were Ron, Neville and Pavati.
"Come come now everybody, it's not to difficult to say," she said to the still stunned class,what was she playing at? Harry thought, she just starts singing and then acts like nothing happened? And what was with Ron? And Neville?and Pavarti?their acting as if nothing's happened too.
"One more time class,'say you love me say you love me but your never there for me yeah' " she started singing again " 'you'll be cryin, slowly dyin' when I decide to leave,all we do is make-up'Ron Neville and Pavarti started singing the echos ' Then break-up'Echos sing again "Maybe we need some time alone, we need to let it breath'" Harry stared disbeliving from Ron to Umbridge to Pavati to Neville and back to Ron again, all while resisting the urge to scream 'WHAT!!!' but as soon as the song had ended the bell went
"Goodness me!" cried Umbridge "And we haven't even learned how to say 'good morning' oh well, where the time went I have no idea, oh well, off you go then," and with that she picked up he things and swept from the room. Everyone in the class apart from Neville Pavati and Ron, who were packing there things away, were sitting in their seats staring disbelivingly at the doorway which Umbridge had just departed, then finally, yet slowly, gathered their things and headed out of the classroom and headed for lunch (A/N I know!! Only one class after breakfast and then lunch, but it gives them more free time, and no singing teachers)
"Well," Ron started " Obviously the wave has done something to time, speed it up or something beacause that class was the shortest one I've ever sat through, mind you I'm not complaining, Umbridges classes' aren't exactly what you'd call fun" Harry looked at Ron with a what-the-hell-are-you-playing-at look that he didn't notice,so Harry and Hermione went on explaining to Ron what happened in Defence against the dark arts, when they had finished Ron was looking at them wide-eyed " Umbridge was singing?when?"
"Just now!," said Hermione, sighing exasperatedly "You were singing too,"
"No I wasn't! and neither was Umbridge!," either Ron and the others in his class were playing a joke on them or he just discovered what the wave done.
A/N: Well there you go, my first chapter I ever put on ff.net, I am so proud.Please R&R! I want to know what it's like to get reviews, if you flame I will be eternerly sad....... For ten seconds! Not that I'm inviting you to flame, but if it really is bad I would like to know, in a nice way please and I would also like to say I know this capter is short but it's my first one, so what do you think ??