Author's Note: HAIY GUISE!! I'm back with another great fanfic!!! I really poured my heart and soul into this one, guys. I hope you enjoy it!

P.S. I'M SORRY I KILLED OFF SESHOUMARU!!!! He was my favorite character, too. :(

-- 3 Judy

It was a cool crisp evening on the moon. Tingle lay among his horde of treasure admiring the way his rupees glimmered in the starlight. He, caressed them, stroked them spastically. One of the cows let out a sleepy moan.

Meanwhile, Shiek admired his dick. His dick was enormous. He was quite proud of this fact, and did not hesitate to flaunt how glorious his massive member was. Everyone in Hyrule had become so jealous of his dick that they banished him to the moon. Sheik felt this was slightly unfair, considering how random fellows often mistook him for a girl. This was actually how he got into the slightly rude habit of pulling out his unbelievably huge, inconceivably massive reproductive organ. Oh what beautiful music he played with it! His audience, however, just didn't seem to appreciate his art. Especially when they got splooged on, which was often.

So here he was, sulking on the moon, trying desperately to be aroused by the cows. They did nothing for him, though, the way they relentlessly chewed their cud, wandering among the moon grass and letting out loud, flatulent, belches and toots. They were disgusting cows and Sheik hated them. Just looking at them made him soft and flaccid.

But enough about the discusting moon cows. Either Sheek had been here too long or someone was singing to themselves.

Tiingle loved singing. He loved it so much that it made him cum all over his rupees. This was impressive because he was wareing pants at the time.

"Tingle-ingle koololim-PAH!" the squat little man moaned.

Someone WAS singing! Sheik lept over the cows joyously. Finally, someone to share his big dick with!

Tingle was fairly surprised when the tall, lanky, incredibly well-toned ninja-wannabie leapt out from behind a cow and sat on Tingle grinning from ear to ear, though Sheik was wearing a scarf around his face and Tingle couldn't actually see this.

"Um, hello! Kooloolimpah!" Tingle gasped in surprise.

"HI!" Shouted Sheik. "GUESS WAHT?!"

Tingle thought for a moment and before he could come up with a good guess Sheik spouted "I HAVE A HUGE DICK!!" Tingle smiled nervously. "WANNA SEE IT?!11!!!!" Sheik pulled it out. It was indeed quite big.

TO BE CONTINUED....?