Inspired by random funny shows, I give you the Chiro Show! I do not own SRMTHFG by the way.
"Master, someone slipped a video under our door" Mandarin said to the new Skeleton king. They were in the midst of war plans to take over Shugazoom.
"One: we have a door? Two: what's the video about?" SK grumbled.
"I don't know." Mandarin said quietly.
"We might as well watch it since I'm waiting for something."
"Um sir, we don't have a T.V or a video player."
"It's in the basement since I don't watch it much."
"We have a basement?"
"Yes now go fool!" Mandarin hurried down to the basement and came back with a dusty T.V and video player. Mandarin inserted the tape after wiring some stuff. He pressed and they began to watch the video.
"Buh do bah do blah and we're back." the Cameraman said. The camera was closed in on a person with a Darth Vader helmet.
"Hey I'm Ciro and this the Ciro show! Today we are talking about anger and with us is my friend, Star." Ciro said. A girl with a star as her mask came in with a plastic baseball bat.
"So Star how was your- ow!" Ciro said getting hit by Star with the bat. Ciro laughed a little and got hit by the bat again.
"I'm not angry." Star said. "I've never been angry in my life. I'm just doing this for the show. This is how you should deal with anger."
"Why are you hitting m- ow!" Ciro said getting hit by the bat again. Star started to get up and headed toward the camera with the bat in a attack mode. She was about to swing when the video ended.
SK and Mandarin were dumbfounded.
"Master we should annihilate the person who sent th- ow!" Mandarin said getting hit by SK with a plastic baseball bat.
"They were right. This is a good way to deal with anger. I'm gonna put in a subscription to this." SK said.
"Are you nu- ow!" Mandarin said.
"Silence now where-" That was when the video exploded and the citadel followed its steps.
"What just happened?!" SK exclaimed. The Citadel was reduced to rubble and the video had a note attached. It said,
Dear nin-cum-poops,
You've just lost half your army and all of your armor so hahahahaha.
P.S You also lost your toilet so you'll probably explode from a full bladder
Sincerely,
Ciro/Chiro, Star/Nova, Cameraman/Otto, and the others.
"It was a trick sent by the Hyper Force." SK yelled.
"No duh." Mandarin said getting out of the rubble.
With the Hyper Force
"Man they are idiots." Sprx said laughing at it, watching the whole thing on the screen with the others.
"Who knew that would work?" Gibson said chuckling.
"It was my idea and they always work." Otto said. Silence.
"Yeah." Nova said.
In the end the monkey team won and SK was nowhere to be found.
There's my story and I hope you send good reviews!