"Ah Crap, here comes Bright."

"Don't hide behind me! He's your best friend."

"USED to be my best friend. Until he.changed."

"He's still the same Bright you knew and loved!"

"THAT's not the Bright *I* knew. He wasn't like that till YOU got involved."

"Good 'morrow to ye gentlewomen."

"God shut up Bright, we're not 'gentle' nor 'women.'"

"Did you bite your thumb at me, sire?"

"No, we didn't bite our thumbs, we did flip you off though."

"A plague! A PLAUGE on both your houses!"

"That's it E, you're forbidden from tutoring him anymore in English, screw his grades."