Title: Stupid quiz
Fandom: Inuyasha
Author: kira
Chars/Pairs: Jakotsu/Bankotsu
Genres: fluffy romance
Warnings: none
Word Count: 444
Summary: Set in my modern AU'verse, Jakotsu takes a sex quiz and gets surprising results…
Author's notes: Took third place at Hentai Contest
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Jakotsu sat in the living room; pen in hand, giggling as he filled in his answers to a magazine sex quiz. The cross-dresser got the shock of his life, however, when instead of confirming he had a sex life with Bankotsu to die for, they needed therapy. He blinked and checked his answers again. He was sure they would score big in the kink department, since his life-partner loved buying him pretty and sexy lingerie, but apparently Jakotsu's love of wearing such presents compounded the problem. Who knew a lingerie fetish was so passé…?
He was also horrified to learn that his cross-dressing during sex was an even bigger problem. Apparently he and his life-partner were not only delusional about their sexual preferences, but that the cross-dresser should seriously consider gender reassignment. Me a woman? Hell no! I like having a penis, thank you very much! he thought angrily as he read on. More bad news ensued as he checked the reasons why they scored so badly. "You're a fucking idiot!" he hissed.
"Who's a fucking idiot?" Bankotsu teased. He sat down next to his life-partner on the sofa. Reaching for the television remote, he switched it on.
"The idiot who came up with this quiz!"
"What quiz?" Bankotsu asked as he channel surfed.
"This stupid one in my magazine…"
Bankotsu looked over at him. "Yeah? What'd it say?"
"Well," Jakotsu started, "according to it, we don't have a great sex life."
His life-partner laughed. "You're kidding me, right?"
"I wish I were, Ban honey." The cross-dresser sighed.
"Gimme it." Bankotsu held his hand out for the magazine. The cross-dresser handed it over and he quickly looked over the quiz. "Still got the paper and pen?"
"Yeah…" Jakotsu handed it to him.
His life-partner finished taking the quiz a few minutes later. He started laughing as he scored his results.
"What?"
"I scored worse than you. According to my results we should just break up now before we have any kids."
Jakotsu giggled. "Seriously?"
"Seriously… Which proves you were right; they are fucking idiots!"
"Awe… Ban honey." Jakotsu leaned on him.
Bankotsu kissed him. "And just to prove to you how right you are, I'm going to haul you off to the bedroom, wrap your ankles around your ears and pound you senseless into the mattress," he said huskily.
"Oooh…" Jakotsu purred. "I like the way you think…"
"Then what are we waiting for?" Bankotsu stood up. He held out his hand for Jakotsu to take.
The cross-dresser squealed in delight as his life-partner pulled him to his feet. He giggled when Bankotsu picked him up bridal style and carried him towards their bedroom…