Title: Agni's rules
Fandom: Kuroshitsuji
Author: kira
Chars/Pairs: Agni, Soma
Genres: general
Warnings: none
Word Count: 500
Summary: Agni makes up some new rules after Soma gets his hands on badly written slash…
Author's note: Tied for 3rd at Hentai contest
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Soma sat, reading the cheap magazine he had picked up in the bookstore that morning when he went to the marketplace with Agni. He thought he was buying a copy of Beeton's Christmas Annual to read the latest Sherlock Holmes story, but had pick up some small self published magazine instead. Still it had "Sherlock Holmes" on the cover, and thumbing through it; he found the story in question.
The prince found it to be an interesting story about some missing top-secret papers for the Queen, which was enjoyable because Agni had met Queen Victoria at the end of the curry competition. The plot, however, began to take a rather strange turn as the story went on, with Holmes and Watson professing their undying love for each other. It was not long before the two men became lovers, something Soma found surprising as he had always assumed the English were totally adverse to the idea of two men being together in a sexual relationship. Pleased to find out he was wrong, the prince read on and it was not long before he began to silently lament the fact that he had.
Soma was no stranger to sharing Agni's bed. He had enjoyed many pleasurable moments there with him, but they had never done anything as remotely bizarre, as Holmes and Watson were doing. And yet… the more Soma read the more he wondered if Agni wanted to do some of the stuff that written there, which was a scary thought in the prince's humble opinion. He closed his eyes and took a deep cleansing breath, only to nearly jump out of his skin when Agni addressed him.
"Your tea is ready, my prince. I made you some chai for a change." Agni poured a cup and set it down on the table."Are you alright?"
Soma looked up at him and nodded.
"Are you sure?"
The prince nodded again.
Agni quirked an eyebrow, but said nothing as he stood there, waiting to see if Soma needed anything else. After several minutes of watching the young prince pretend nothing was wrong, he asked, "What are you reading?"
"Ummm… the latest Sherlock Holmes, why?"
"You don't seem to be enjoying it as much as you did 'A Study in Scarlet.'"
"That's because… well…" Soma trailed off helplessly.
"Well what?"
Soma handed him the magazine. Agni skimmed through the story, a slight frown creasing his brow. Reading on, he started to chuckle. "What is my number one rule, my prince?"
"Never try anything I've seen in the 'Kama Sutra' no matter how pleasurable it claims to be."
Agni nodded. "I have a second rule."
"Yes?"
"Never try anything you read in a questionable story. My prince, this is pornography, and very badly written pornography, I might add."
"Really?"
Agni nodded. "I had no idea the English actually have such stuff, but apparently they do."
Soma breathed a sigh of relief.
My other rule is never let you wander around a bookstore by yourself…