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25 ways to annoy Jasper Hale
Have Alice "Re-Do" his Uniform.
Ask him how he copes with girls on their period , and then laugh.
When ever he asks you to do something shout " Sir yes Sir" and salute him.
Give yourself a paper cut.
When he comes near you yell " Don't bite me!!"
Ask him why he's so depressed.
Ask what Alice calls him in bed.
When he tells you tell him it should be called Major Wiggly.
Ask him if his hair is naturally curly like that or did he get a perm.
Tell him Rosalie wants her last name back.
Call him Jazzykins, Major Jazzkers , Major Curly, Emo Face, Jazzbear and etc.
Talk in a southern accent around him.
Spell his name with two "a"'s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
Splatter red paint over the bathroom and video his reaction.
Tell Alice Jasper made her fall in love with him using his 'gift'.
When you are around him go into a random mood swing.
Fell lust so strong when Edward and Jasper are in the same room that Jasper attacks Edward with feeling lust.
Stalk him.
Ask him does he like peanut butter in his spaghetti.
Ask him if Alice is as good in bed as she sounds at night.
Ask him does he mind if you can have Alice for rental for the night.
When he gets upset at that comment say that he needs to use his own 'gift' on himself.
When Edward and Bella are having sex tell him Alice is in there aswell and when he bursts in there start feeling lust and laugh when he attacks Edward and rips off his pants.
Start panting when he's near you and say he turns you on.
Rip up his confederate army uniform and say it was an accident.