This is shonen-ai! Pit x Dark Pit! If you don't LIKE shonen-ai, don't read. Keep in mind that this is made from my imagination. This is the rewritten version. I won't actually keep up the non-rewritten version because it will literally make your eyes bleed.

A certain raven-haired red-eyed angel with a black toga that had yellow rims was sitting in a cave where there was nothing but walls of dirt-brown rock, thinking about a certain brown-haired angel with blue eyes and a white toga with yellow edges that he wore 24/7.

"Why? Why'd I have to fall in love with him?"Dark Pit thought. Dark Pit here, he was OBSESSED with Pit. He spent all waking moments thinking about him. He had long ago realized his feelings for Pit.

Flash back

After the defeat of the Underworld Leader Hades, Pit and Dark Pit were flying side by side together, enjoying a shared moment of victory. As they got closer, Dark Pit felt his cheeks heat up. Soon after, he realized that his heart was beating extremely fast.

"What the hell?" Dark Pit thought to himself, "What's going on?" He stole a glance at Pit's face and, much to his surprise, found himself looking at the reddest blush in the history of the world. Pit looked to his left, saw Dark Pit's eyes, and then looked away. When Dark Pit just couldn't stand it anymore, he flew off to the side, sending a telepathic "thanks" to Palutena for the Power of Flight.

After he flew off, he came back shortly after, when his heart had calmed down a bit. Too bad for him, as the moment he even SAW Pit, it started back up. His cheeks felt like they were on fire, and he turned his head to his left in an attempt to avoid having Pit see them.

End of Flash back

Hey, you can't help who you fall in love with. He went to Skyworld, but he couldn't really bring himself to live with Pit in the temple. Instead, he sought out a cave that was nearby the temple. This way, he could still be close to Pit, but he wouldn't run the risk of him… finding out. I mean, that blush just wasn't good enough of a sign for Dark Pit. It's amazing how Pit and Palutena haven't found out about him yet… Then again, it has only been a few days since Hades was defeated.

At this point, Dark Pit had gotten a headache. He walked out of the cave, and then walked down a slope to his right to the nearby stand where he usually got his food. He was getting hungry, anyway.

"1 classic burger and 2 bags of French fries, please." MAN, was he lucky to have the pleasure of getting his food without there being a line. Shame how that never happens in real life. He paid for the food with some hearts that came out of an invisible inventory (there are a lot of those in video games). He retraced his steps and decided to sit down at the end of the cave. It was very short, and the cave entrance was pretty small. I think it's more of a hole in the side of a cliff than a cave.

As he sat down, he placed the bags of fries on the ground (which was also dirt-brown, by the way) and tore into the overly-juicy burger like a savage wolf. That kid is going to be one heck of a fat person one day… Sorry, off-topic. On another note, how is Pit not fat with all of the… nourishment he consumes? Off-topic again… I'll get back to the story now.

Oh hey, look, disgusting beef… burger juice dribbled down his chin. The burger consisted of beef, cheese, and onions. The French fries were French fries with some salt. Dark Pit grabbed a bag of fries and… just took all of his fries in his mouth like a dog with a bone… I'm sure glad Dark Pit is a fictitious character and not someone I know in real life…

You know, Dark Pit's a clone of Pit, and we all know Pit's eating habits. Why isn't Dark Pit fat? Hm? The world may never know.

Meanwhile, the angel known as "(Cherry) Pit" was sitting on his bed with a Poké Ball pattern on it playing Pokémon X. (A/N: Note that while it says this was made at a time when this game did not exist, keep in mind that this story has been RE-WRITTEN, and this is the 1st chapter to be re-written and the date is June 21st.)

"Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," groaned Pit, "no one needs a Gible with Perfect IVs in freaking Special Attack…" Our dear mascot of Kid Icarus Uprising was breeding for IVs on a Gible and, sadly, having no luck whatsoever.

"I give up!" Pit shouted at no one in particular, dropping his 3DS. He just had his latest egg get NO PERFECT IVS AT ALL. That's sad… Though, not really possible if he's doing it the right way. He's probably not, seeing as he can be pretty dense or ignorant in his game. He then angrily tapped a few buttons on his 3DS, watched it save and turned it off. He then proceeded to lie on his back and allowed his mind to wander.

Surprise, surprise, (Cherry) Pit actually DID feel the same way towards Dark (Cherry) Pit (I wonder if I'll hear angry voices in my head if I keep writing (Cherry) before every "Pit"…), but was too scared to tell him, like Dark (Cherry) Pit.

While his mind was wandering, he started THINKING about Dark (Cherry) Pit. Then, he decided to get some food to get his mind off of Dark (Cherry) Pit.

"Where'd she go?" Pit thought out loud, referring to (Lady) Palutena. Then he realized that she had left to run the newly opened boot camp for the centurions. She DID take her own suggestion after all.

He walked up to the utensils, grabbed a spoon, and then got some cereal and milk. He got a bowl a little afterwards, since he realized a bit late he hadn't gotten one yet. He proceeded to pour the cereal and milk both in the bowl at once. After that, he put the box of cereal and carton of milk back, and started to eat. Right after he sat down on a marble chair, of course. Everything is marble in Palutena's boring old temple. She has no taste. Literally no taste!

"Since when did I like my milk so cold?"(Cherry) Pit thought. He shrugged it off and continued eating. He didn't really care that he was eating cereal and milk for lunch, because… he never realized it. He allowed his mind to wander once again (and surprisingly, didn't have Dark (Cherry) Pit cross it) and realized that today was the 4th day after the day Hades was defeated.

It only took him a few minutes to finish. He left the bowl by the dishwashing area, along with the spoon. He was too lazy to breed some more, so he decided to play some Kid Icarus Uprising, which was another game that he sucked at!

Scratch my last statement, he took one look at his file and then turned his 3DS (which was plain and black) back off after being reminded that he had 0 Hearts, seeing as he offered them all to Palutena in the game. Now he was BOOOOORRRRRED, and he was too lazy to get his laptop to play some computer games (yet it was only a few steps away on the top of his dresser/cabinet/whatever…). Now he was lying flat on his stomach on his bed. He let out an exceedingly long groan of boredom. If I didn't know better, I'd say he's going to die soon.

Seems like his mind was wandering again, and, to my surprise (not), he was thinking about Dark (Cherry) Pit. He thought that… Dark (Cherry) Pit will never share his feelings and that he can never tell him if he doesn't want to ruin the "friendship" that they have currently… I'd tell him that Dark (Cherry) Pit DOES like him back, but I don't really want to interfere, so…

MEANWHILE…

Dark (Cherry) Pit had finished his meal. He was just sitting in the cave, kicking back and relaxing. Never mind, he just got really depressed-looking all of a sudden. I'm pretty sure that he was just thinking about (Cherry) Pit, and, being the downer he is, is afraid of rejection, blah blah blah… Whatever… They'll get together eventually… I think… Yeah, I'm sure they'll be fine!

Still pretty crappy, but not AS crappy. Notice that I TRIED to be humorous, okay? Other chapters will be longer, I think.