A/N: Inspired by a tumblr post. XD I also apologize before hand for my distinct lack of medical knowledge and me moving the plot along by making up stuff about concussions. Please don't take any medical know-how from this fic! Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter.
HARRY POTTER, AGE 35 IS SEEN RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS NAKED AND FIRING EXPELLIARMUSES INTO THE AIR.
Headache
by Imogen Skeeter
We all have headaches every once in a while, usually a spell fixes it right up, or with migraines maybe a potion specially brewed by a healer. Of course, sometimes there are headaches of such a pain level that a wizard or witch must be sent to Saint Mungo's. Harry James Potter, more commonly known as The boy who lived- the boy who defeated He Who Must Not Be Named at age seventeen is one of these severe cases. His headache was caused by a great deal of stress and a great whack to the head by a dark wizard.
As most know, Potter is an Auror so getting hurt on the job is common. Of course, this was an unusual case because the witch who attacked him had lost her wand and so used a lead pipe. This caused a concussion that did not reveal itself until he had gotten home.
Ginevra Weasley-Potter said Harry had been taking a shower when the concussion came out of its temporary dormancy, probably caused by the fact that he had fallen down and hit his head again. Harry Potter was next seen running naked in the streets firing expelliarmuses into the air. Apparently, his scar used to burn and ache when You-Know-Who was around or feeling particularly angry. Potter in his delusioned and concussed state assumed that You-Know-Who had returned.
Potter is now currently recovering in Saint Mungo's hospital where he is receiving the best of treatments. We have been informed however that his wand had to be confiscated when a bald patient that had his nose jinxed off with the dark arts came into his room.
The patient with no nose is confirmed to be Gilderoy Lockhart. Gilderoy is in Saint Mungo's because he was hit with a memory charm over twenty years ago. We have no information on the Gilderoy except that he is still recovering from numerous hexes.
Potter is expected to be returned to full health by the end of the week. Stay tuned and let us hope for the Gilderoy's sake that his nose is recovered and sewn back on in the muggle fashion before Potter wakes.