Hello :P Was thinking about what to write, and this popped up!
AOKISE! HELL YEAAAAHHHHH!
Disclaimer: I do not own KnB :3
"A-A-Aominecchi!"
"Hm?" Aomine replied the blonde, looking up from his Horikita Mai magazine.
"I..I-"
"What are you, a girl? Stop stuttering, talk properly."
"I-I'm"
"What's taking so long? What's so big about it? Are you pregnant or some shit?" Aomine chuckled at the thought, but paused when he saw the look on Kise's face. Kise was a flaming red, to the tip of his ears.
" .Way."
Kise gave a small nod.
"Kise, if this is a freaking joke, I will kill you and feed you to Nigou."
"Aominecchi! That's so mean! Why would I lie to you?"
"Y-You're pregnant? You're pregnant? YOU'RE PREGNANT!"
"Really, Aominecchi? I wouldn't have noticed if you didn't state it three times." Kise said sarcastically.
Kise looked up at Aomine, to see that he was shaking, his face turned away.
"Aominecchi?" He started, slowly making his way over. "I-If you don't want it, I can always a-abort it…"
Kise didn't like the idea of aborting his child, but if Aomine wanted it, he'd do it.
Kise's hands rested on Aomine's shoulders, unsure of what Aomine was thinking.
"Aominecchi?"
"Kise…"
Aomine turned around, and Kise saw it. The biggest grin he's ever seen Aomine with, except the time when Kise confessed 8 years ago, or the time Kise accepted his proposal 3 years ago, and maybe the time he said "I do." When they were standing at the altar.
"I-I'm going to be a father…" He said, as if the whole thought was still processing.
"I'm going to be a father! Kise! We're going to have a baby!"
That was not the reaction Kise expected. Aomine grabbed him and hugged him tightly.
"A-Aominecchi… can't breathe…"
Aomine's grip loosened, but he didn't let go.
"I'm going to be a father, Kise! And you're going to be a mother!"
Even though it was one of the times for another sarcastic remark, Kise couldn't help but grin back and hug him back.
"We have to tell everyone we know! Quick! Check your Facebook friend list!"
Kise laughed at his enthusiasm. Aomine was probably the last person in Kise's mind, that would be excited over a baby.
"Aominecchi, calm down!" Kise said, with a laugh, as Aomine fell off the chair in excitement.
Aomine ran back to Kise and grabbed him by the shoulders before kissing him repeatedly.
"Ah! Aominecchi! That tickles!"
Aomine grinned his Cheshire cat grin and kissed him more.
There will be an omake of when the baby is born, I'm writing a happy, fluffy one, and an angst one, so look out for those! Please review!