Me: Welcome to another Naruto Interviews! This time I'm interviewing that darling princess of the Hyuga clan Hinata! So Hinata, how does it feel to be the heiress of the Hyuga?
Hinata: Ano...It feels good I guess...I don't think I'll do a very good job at it though...
Me: Aw don't say that! I'm sure you'll do fine. I've had enough of this main branch side branch crap. What's the point of that anyway?
Hinata: Ano...It's our way of establishing a system of social heirchy based on birth order and geneology.
Me: 0.o wow...that was...scientific...so...tell me about Naruto eh?
Hinata: What about Naruto-kun?
Me: Come on! You know...
Hinata: Ano...blush Naruto-kun is...ano...a deeper blush a...wonderful person...he's bloodred blush really cute too and...ano...
Me: Alright alright we get it don't faint.
Naruto walks in
Hinata: NARUTO-KUN! deeper deeper blush
Me: NARUTO! We're still filming in here!
Naruto: Oh...uh...sorry about that...I'll just come back later then.
Me: Yeah it's not time for that yet go Go GET!
Naruto: Alright Alright!
Me: Um...Hinata...so...anything else you'd like to say before we get on with the big surprise?
Hinata: Ano...not really...blushing so hard
Me: Alright then. Looks directly at camera Next time on Naruto Interviews we have a special surprise for YOU. Yes I said YOU! As in the viewers! calls off stage HEY NARUTO IT'S TIME NOW!
Naruto barges in with five shadow clones
Naruto: Dattebyo! Forms Rasengan and clones line up single file against wall
Naruto hits rasengan through all the clones to make a smoke effect and hits the wall. Smoke clears to reveal all major characters of Naruto and Naruto Shippuden.
Me: Next time on Naruto Interviews YOU get to ask the questions! You can ask anyone here anything you can think of! Naruto!
Naruto: Dattebyo!
Me: Sakura!
Sakura: Hi!
Me: Sasuke!
Sasuke: I'm not gay.
Me: Um...ok...Sai!
Sai: Hey...
Me: Little more spunk next time, Sai.
Sai: I don't do spunk.
Me: Right...Shikimaru!
Shikimaru: When is this gonna be over...
Me: When I'm done announcing everyone! Everyone including Ino!
Ino: Hey!
Me: and Choji!
Choji: Where's the free food?
Me: Neji!
Neji: Hi...
Me: Lee!
Lee: It is an honor to meet you!
Me: Tenten!
Tenten: Hihi!
Me: Kiba and Akamaru! Hey where are they?
Shino: They had trouble fitting Akamaru in the door. They should be here shortly.
Me: Well while he's speaking let's meet Shino!
Shino: Remember to follow the rules.
Me: What rules? Oh well, you can even ask questions to this lovely lady right here, Hinata!
Hinata: Please don't ask too many questions...I don't like the spotlight...
Me: And of course all of Konoha's Jounin! Asuma, Anko, Kureni, Gai, and Kakashi!
Asuma: Hey.
Anko: How's it going?
Kureni: Hi.
Gai: Stay youthful!
Me: Hey where's Kakashi? -- I guess he's late...again...you can ask him stuff too.
Me: Dont' forget Akatsuki! Pein, Konan, Kisame, Zetsu, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, and Kakuzo! They couldn't be here today but rest assured they'll get your questions! Also, the Demon and Prince of the Hidden Mist Haku and Zabuza! They're...dead so they couldn't be here either but don't worry we have a weegee (I know I spelled it wrong I like my spelling better :P) board! Also OrochimaruKabuto! I'm not sure who he is now so...ask him questions for either...
OrochimaruKabuto: I'm Kabuto...
Me: Well you're a minor character you're only here because of Orochimaru
Essense of Orochimaru inside Kabuto: That's right! Now I grow tired, SIT DOWN SLAVE!
Kabuto: Yes master...
Me: No questions for Team Hebi please. They're out hunting for Itachi while Sasuke is here. Ask any questions for any characters in a review for this Interview and I'll ask whoever you want in the next one! Next Time: Naruto Interviews: Reader's Choice!