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February 1
5:15 pm
Bread and soup for dinner again, if you can even call it that. I mean it was more like crumbs from last night's dinner and the watered leftovers from last week's stew. Orphanages suck. My stomach's growling at me so much that Ribs told me to shut up. Like I did it on purpose. Besides, he snores. I wonder if my socks will muffle the noise?
Feb 2
1:00 am
I guess Ribs doesn't want my socks in his mouth. Still it was worth a try.
6:20 am
Breakfast sucked. It wasn't even breakfast. It was left overs from last night. How in heaven's name does Pig stay so fat? If lunch is leftovers again I think I'll just skip it and try to eat Pig. Seriously, if we ambushed him and roasted him he'd feed our entire room for a month.
6:21 am
Maybe more. But that'd be pretty gross.
6:28 am
It'd be food though. I wonder if the dirt would detract from the taste.
12:34 pm
Mr. All Powerful Evil, our supervisor forgot about lunch. Pig really does look good now. I wonder if he'd mind me eating part of his arm.
11:46 pm
Ribs took my socks. Now how am I going to make him stop snoring?
11:57 pm
Not to self. Never try to steal Pig's socks, even for anti snoring purpose. I wonder how many bones he broke.
Feb 6
4:02 pm
Erlack, erlack, double erlack.
I went into the loo and Raven was in his nuddy-pants! I mean does this guy have no respect for others? I didn't want to see that. When he saw me he said, "be a nice bloke and pass me my trousers."
Erlack. I'm never going to get over that experience. I never want to think about it again.
4:06 pm
He's so pasty and white.
4:07 pm
And scrawny. I think he's even skinnier than ribs and Ribs only weighs like 55 lbs.
Feb 7
7:35 pm
Raven, Pig, Ribs and me all had the greatest laugh. We snuck upstairs while everyone else was pretending to be having dinner. (Diluted rice if there is such a thing) I picked to lock to Mr. All Powerful Evil's room. He leaves his knickers on the floor! And they have flowers on them. I would say he had a lady friend up there but no one would want to be with him. His ears would get in the way. Raven threw them at me. The knickers, not the ears. "Whitey, hang these out the window." That's when Ribs found the bra. After a more thorough search we found a nice lacy nightdress. He really shouldn't leave his stuff lying around. It might get *cough* misplaced *cough*. When the head supervisor came he asked Evil why there was women's clothing hanging from the windows. We don't get dinner for a week.
7:36 pm
It was worth it though.
9:05 pm
Bloody hungry. Pig should really share his fat reserves with the rest of us.
Feb 8
12:01 am
Raven hit me with his bloody nose. Or maybe I should say beak. I tried pushing him off the bed but he claims he's scared of the dark.
12:02 am
Why does he want to sleep with me? Maybe cause I saw him naked.
12:03 am
Erlack. Now I have that mental picture in my head. Must think of something else. Mr. All Evil has a bra. And flowered knickers. He sleeps with a nightdress. Ew, bad picture! Shut up Whitey.
12:04 am
At least I didn't see him naked.
SHUT UP Whitey!
Feb 15
6:00 pm
In line for the loo
I never thought din-din would ever taste that good. Somehow diluted mouldy rice didn't make me sick tonight. Well actually it does. That's why I'm waiting for the loo. But I held it longer than most of the other boys. Raven was the first one in here. Maybe that's why he's like a twig.
11:12 pm
Ribs suggested we go outside and howl at the moon. He's a madman. I've never met anyone as mad as him. So that's why we're outside howling at the moon. Because we enjoy being madmen. Plus Evil hates it. Behind the shed so Evil can't see us. He thinks we're coyotes. He must be the densest person I know.
12:14 am
It's nippy out. I suggested we go back inside but Ribs isn't done howling yet. I think he must be part wolf. I wonder if he was if he'd eat Evil for us. Then we could hang his knickers out the window as much as we'd like. But he wouldn't be there to yell at us so what's the point?
12:15 am
Me and Pig went inside. I wonder if Raven and Ribs are going to dance in the nude under the almost full moon. Erlack. That's disgusting, I'm going to bed now.
12:16 am
Threw Ribs socks at him from the window. I think I hit him cause he yelped. Like a dog. I really think he's turning into a wolf. Maybe he'd go hunting and get us some food.
Feb 27
11:02 pm
Some stupid prats came and took one of the smaller boys. Well he'll have a nice life. He'll get to eat real food.
11:05 pm
What is real food? I've never actually had any so I'm not even sure it exists. Pig says it does. He came when he was four so he can remember something of the real world. He says after you eat real food you never have to throw up. I wish I could believe him, I really do.
11:09
Still I wish some prats would come and take me. It'd be nice to try this 'real food'