A/N: Im watching Vines. This had to happen.
Im laying on my bed waiting for Edward, when I decide to pull out my laptop. Logging in, I go to my Facebook. Someone just shared a vine. I click on it. Boxes with the words pixar on them come up followed by someone squishing the boxes with a lamp. I laugh and go ahead and click next. It would be a few minutes before Edward showed up anyway.
A voice says, I think it says, Like being a Faggot then the guy shoots the basket ball standing a bit away and turned away from the goal. The fuck? I think. A black guy is checking out this white girl, Oh look at that ass I like white bitches. Then he looks at his girlfriend sitting beside him, who looks fucking mad. Oh hi baby, then she throws... what ever shes holding at him and he ducks in stead hitting the white girl on the bench beside them knocking her out. They jump up to run, Come on hoe! You killed a white bitch. I laugh, there faces! I think.
Next. A boy comes up on the screen with a weird voice. Story time! Two kids, a little boy and a little girl, are sitting on a bench, he walks up to them. It was clear that a romance was blosoming between them. The little boy jumps up, NOOOOOOOOO, then he runs off. The girl jumps up to and runs after him as the voice says, a romance lasting a life time. I smile and shake my head. LOL.
A phone comes up, Babe come over! it text. I cant, Im on my flight. Im home alone :) Then a skydiver jumps out a plane while an awesome song plays in the back ground. Lol I think.
I comment off to the side, I dont alway skydive but when I do its because my women is home alone lol. Right before I click next though, I notice what the guy on the flight has his girl friend named on his phone. Big booty. OMG lol. I click next now.
A guy appears to be trying to beatbox? A little girl with braided pigtails suddenly sticks her head out from behind him, and laughs evily. It does that twice, and on the second evil laugh, my window opens. Edward land gracefully in my room, and raises an eyebrow at me. "What on earth are you doing?" "Im watching vines, come see!" I say laughing. He comes and sits on my bed, pulling me and my laptop into his laptop, watching over my shoulder.
I press play, You know what to do with that big fat butt, some guy in man panies has his butt in the camera and shakes it when the song goes, wiggle wiggle wiggle. Then a pole is in the middle of the room and he swings indian style around the pole playing a claranet to the beat of the song, still in his guy panies. Then he does the same thing again but is upside down on the pole this time. Then the vine ends and I laugh. Edward is speechless. "What the hell?" he finally says. I roll my eyes, "Lighten up Edward." He turns to me, questioning my sanity I suppose. "Why did I get you a laptop again?" I laugh, "Dont ask me." He sighs, "Can you just promise me one thing?" I poke his shoulder, "What?" With a grin he says, "Do NOT show Emmett this vine thing." I giggle, "Promise."
A/N: So yea...