(Hey guys, I'm back! Instead of making stories on Word, I'm gonna make them on Google Docs, then copy-and-paste them to FanFiction so I can post them here! I'll try to make more stories for you guys soon. Until then, enjoy this fun story about Dolph Ziggler and Becky Lynch!)
A Crappy Situation
Dolph picked up the container of peanut butter. He turned on his phone, went to Snapchat, took a picture of the peanut butter, and inserted a caption to it, which read, "About to prank Becky, guys! Let's do this :) #Prank #Poop".
Earlier in the day, Dolph had asked his girlfriend, Becky, to run to Wal-Mart to grab several items, including milk, bananas, toothpaste, and toilet paper. The main reason he did this was so he could prank Becky. He wanted to somehow, someway, put peanut butter on her, and make her think it's poop.
Dolph texted Becky to see if she was almost home, to which she replied that she'd be home in a minute or two. He stood by the door and looked out the window every few seconds until he saw her car pull into the driveway. When he did, Dolph, with the peanut butter in his hand, quickly ran into the bathroom and closed the door. When Becky walked in, she set down the stuff she bought and yelled, "Dolph, I'm home, where ya hon?" Dolph stood close to the bathroom door and said he's pooping. He told her to get a roll of toilet paper and give it to him.
As Becky tore open the bag of toilet paper rolls, Dolph stuck his finger in the peanut butter and set the container on the sink. He then said, "The door's cracked open a bit, so just slide your arm through and I'll grab the toilet paper," to which she replied, "Okay, sounds good. I don't wanna see your stinky butt anyways." This caused Dolph to chuckle and roll his eyes.
Becky stuck her arm into the bathroom with the toilet paper and waited for him to grab it. Dolph, struggling to hold back his laughter, put his finger on Becky's hand, then grabbed the toilet paper from her. He waited for her to react, but it only took a few seconds for her to start freaking out.
"Dolph, what da h*ll is this on my hand, ya empty-headed dope?! Ya got f*ckin sh*t on me, you idiot, son of a b*tch!" As Becky angrily yelled about the "poop" on her hand, Dolph laughed extremely hard. He kept laughing so hard that tears caused by his laughter started rolling down his face. His face also turned red. Dolph's laughing made Becky even angrier. "Dolph, this ain't funny you piece of crap, you're a big jerk, go f*ck yourself, ya a**hole!" She then washed off the "poop" with soap and water at the kitchen sink.
Dolph wiped away his tears and took a few breaths. He walked out of the bathroom and looked at Becky. "Don't worry babe, it's only peanut butter. That was hilarious, gotcha Becks!"
Becky closed her eyes, sighed, then said, "If you want me to forgive you, I want a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a big box of chocolates, and a nice romantic dinner tomorrow evening." She then angrily walked upstairs to their room. Dolph yelled up, "Sorry Becky! I love you, babe," but she didn't respond. Dolph then said to himself, "Dang, I guess she feels pretty crappy," before chuckling at his own pun.