Beginning Notes: No, I did not die. I've been suffering from Writer's Block, unfortunately, and I haven't been able to do any real writing. But here's something entertaining to keep you busy while I try and get over this block. It will be in Facebook, Kik and later, actual story formats.

Chapter I: Team Tara or Team Wendy

Tara Knowles: Hey, this is my first time posting on Facebook. Hello, all!

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Jackson Teller: Hi, Tara!
Wendy Case: Bye, Tara!
Gemma Teller-Morrow: Fuck you, Tara!
Tara Knowles: Really feel the love guys thx
Gemma Teller-Morrow: You're welcome sweetheart :) - Wendy Case likes this comment
Jackson Teller: I'm glad you're here, Tara.
Tara Knowles: Thank you, Jax.
Juice Ortiz: Can I ask a question?
Gemma Teller-Morrow: No.
Tara Knowles: You just did, lol
Juice Ortiz: … okay…
Juice Ortiz: Team Gemma or Team Tara?
Gemma Teller-Morrow: Team Gemma, obvi
Tara Knowles: pssht Team Tara ftw
Jackson Teller: WELL LET'S ASK THE WORLD

Jackson Teller: TEAM TARA OR TEAM GEMMA. Tara and Gemma aren't allowed to comment until the end tho - with Tara Knowles and Gemma Teller-Morrow

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Clarence Morrow: Team motherfucking Gemma. Literally. Mother fucking. As in I've quite literally fucked your mother. - Gemma Teller-Morrow likes this comment
Jackson Teller: I hate you. Both of you.
Nero Padilla: Team Gemma because of what dat mouf does - Gemma Teller-Morrow likes this comment
Jackson Teller: stiLL MY MOM
Tig Trager: Team Gemma, kiddo. That ass, tho!
Chibs Telford: Team Tara. She's a medic. Like me. We bond.
Bobby Munson: Team Tara. She's a doll and she's not always so… rude.
Wendy Case: What about Team Wendy?
Jackson Teller: Stfu - Gemma Teller-Morrow, Tara Knowles, and 12 others like this comment
Half-Sack Epps: Team Gemma because she smells like roses and happiness
Juice Ortiz: You're gay ^ but tru, Team Gemma.
Margaret Murphy: TEAM TARA. HI TARA, HOW IS YOUR SON?
Jackson Teller: If you don't get yo annoying ass up out of here biiiissh
Wayne Unser: I'm in love with Gemma but Team Tara bc Tara isn't such a coldhearted B with a side of itch. - Tara Knowles likes this comment
Happy Lowman: I kinda want to bang and or mutilate the both of them. Double vote.
Jackson Teller: double vote my ass choose
Happy Lowman: Hmm. Gemma's amazing body, sexy bedroom experience and sarcasm or Tara's amazing body, intelligence, and adorable virginity-like qualities. It's like choosing between Satan and God. Both can give you a good time, but at what cost?
Tara Knowles: :o
Gemma Teller-Morrow: What the fuck. Why am I Satan?
Clarence Morrow: Well… - Tig Trager, Happy Lowman, Half-Sack Epps and 17 others like this comment
Jackson Teller: OKAY CLOSING THE POLLS
Herman Kozik: tf I didn't vote
Jackson Teller: OKAY
Gemma Teller-Morrow: The fuck is that supposed to mean Clay?
Jackson Teller: CLOSING
Tara Knowles: It means that no one likes you, duh.
Jackson Teller: THE
Gemma Teller-Morrow: Listen here, you ugly doctor bitch
Jackson Teller: POLLS

Jackson Teller: Okay. Four for Gemma. Four for Tara. Looks like a tie.

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Gemma Teller-Morrow: Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck this shit in particular.
Tara Knowles: I hope you all get an untreatable strain of chlamydia.
Tara Knowles: Well, at least I'm the smart one.
Gemma Teller-Morrow: You're also the ugly one.
Tara Knowles: At least I don't have one foot in the grave, grandma.
Gemma Teller-Morrow: I'd rather have one foot in the grave than have a size nine one up my ass. Which, let's face it, you're getting awfully close to the latter, bitch.
Jackson Teller: Can't we just agree that you're equally amazing? My girlfriend and my mom - my two girls. That should be important.
Gemma Teller-Morrow: Shut the fuck up, Jax.
Tara Knowles: Shut the fuck up, Jax.
Jackson Teller: :o

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