The Naming Of Food

by Shiroyamimaru

Zetsu gets bored, so he decides to sniff everyone in the Akatsuki, Team Taka, Tayuya, Kabuto, Kimimaro, and Orochimaru. Pure randomness. Rated T for later chapters. Even if you are looking for something else, you might as well click on this for amusement.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story, I do not own Naruto (Sadly T^T), or Sherlock, or any other things that may be referenced in this story. I apologize if they are a little out of character. Please keep in mind that Shiro Zetsu is supposed to be a little OOC.
Without further ado, enjoy my second fanfic ever!
Shiroyamimaru
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"Lets do something." Kuro Zetsu was bored. Well, that was understandable, as it was a lazy summer day, and no one felt like doing anything. Least of all Leader-sama. The only person/being/thing in the whole Akatsuki doing anything was Tobi, who was watching Sherlock on the rickety couch that Kakuzu refused to replace.

Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu and Hidan were all sleeping in their shared rooms (Rooms by pair, of course because Kakuzu was too cheap to get them their own rooms), Kisame was playing a fishing game on an iPad, while Itachi was passed out on his lap (not that Kisame was complaining, he loves watching Itachi sleep). Pain was staring off into space, Konan was doing the same, with a partially folded origami crane in her hands.

"Hey I know! Lets go stalk Orochimaru!" Shiro Zetsu suggested.
"Nah, that guy is gross. What with his creepy experiments, and spitting things out of his own mouth. ... Good point." Then Shiro got an idea. "Hey, why don't we go smell everyone and see what they would be if they were food! For lack of better things to do, why not. Yays~!"

So they decided to go to Leader-sama first. Zetsu sniffed every inch of him, waking Pain from his stupor. "ZETSU WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!" Pain whisper-shouted as to not wake up the others. "We were sniffing you to see what you would be as a food." Zetsu said, writing something down in a notebook. Pain looked at them, confused. "Why?" He said, cocking his head to the side.

"For lack of better things to do." Kuro replied in a snarky tone. "Are you going to tell me? Or are you going to leave me hanging?" Pain asked. "Why would you want to know? We're not gonna tell ya~! You don't deserve it anyway." Zetsu asked, sang, and muttered in less than one paragraph, making his leader's head spin. "Okay fine then. Be that way." Pain muttered, and walked out of the room.

Zetsu looked down at his notebook in glee. Only eight left to go.

Thanks for reading this! I hope to update soon, so stay tuned all you readers! Plus lots of love to AbsoluteAnarchy for encouraging me! Reviews are appreciated!
Shiroyamimaru