Ianto scratched his head, baffled. There was something different about Jack this morning, but he couldn't quite place what. He'd asked Gwen, but she'd given him a look that said, you know Jack better than I do, you work it out.
So that was what Ianto was trying to do. Jack seemed a lot...flirtier...than normal. If that was actually possible. Jack was acting impossibly horny, and Ianto was desperate to know what caused it.
"Hey, Yan," Jack smiled, ruffling Ianto's hair as he crept up behind him. "My office, now."
Hmm, Ianto thought. Maybe different Jack was a bonus. No, he reminded himself, stay focused.
"What's got into you today, Jack?" Ianto asked. "You're acting...different."
"Nothing," Jack shrugged. "I woke up, you brought me a cup of coffee and everything else has been normal. Nothing strange; well, nothing abnormal for Torchwood, anyway."
"Coffee," Ianto gulped, realising. He ran towards the kitchen, where Gwen had put yesterday's order of fresh coffee straight into the Torchwood logo-decorated jar. He ripped off the lid, almost dropping it on the floor. He knew there was something funny about the coffee he'd drunk this morning. He couldn't believe he'd allowed Gwen to place the order. She'd offered to, as Ianto was snowed under with paperwork. Now he knew there was an ulterior motive.
Opening the bin, Ianto found what he'd been looking for. Holding it aloft, he screamed Gwen's name.
"You know what happens when we give tea to Jack!"