Neko!Roy x Ed
*1 bad day for the colonel*
Yawn… It was about 10 pm and I was still at work doing my paperwork. Hawkeye wasn't letting me go that easily. Oh well, on with the paperwork.
*1 hour later*
''Alright, sir. You can go now.'' About 11 pm, Hawkeye told me that sweet phrase I was longing to hear.
''Very well, lieutenant. See you on Monday.'' I grabbed my coat and walked out of HQ. I started to walk home but after a while I found myself to be lost. Nothing looked familiar to me. I saw a bar and decided to enter it to ask for directions. That seemed a bit stupid so I decided that maybe I should just take a beer. I sat down and the barkeep, which was a good looking female I might add, came up to me.
''Anything to drink, darling?''
''A beer, that's it. Oh and, do you know where I could get directions?'' I face palmed myself mentally for this but the question was asked.
''Alright, a beer. For the directions darling, you can go out of this bar then turn a right and there should be a certain doctor. He has helped a lot of people find their way. But, just in case, you shouldn't stay there very long. He's gone a bit… How to say? Loony.'' She then left to get me my beer.
I was left pondering on the seat about what she meant by 'Loony'. Did she mean crazy? No, she said it in a way that seemed as if it was slightly strange but otherwise normal. Huh… Perhaps some people think that doctors are just loony all the time. Oh well. The barkeep brought me my drink and I started drinking it. After a while, I was done and I paid up and left the bar. Now, where was that doctor she said? I start to cross the road when a car appears out of nowhere and drives into me, slamming me onto the hood. I lose consciousness.
*THIRD PERSON POV*
Roy had just been hit by a car and it had sent him tumbling over the hood.
''Let me pass, I'm a doctor!'' A middle-aged man tried to pass throughout the crowd that had come around the unconscious colonel.
The barkeep had come out of the bar and had gone to the doctor. ''Doctor! I'll help you carry him!'' They both carried the poor Roy into the doc's house.
''Thank you, Amelia.''
''It's my pleasure, Doc. Poor man…'' The barkeep, now known as Amelia, left the house. Little did she know, how much she was right earlier.
Immediately when she did, the doctor chuckled giddily. ''Yay ~! I have a new lab rat to experiment on! What shall I fuse with this patient today?'' The doc put Roy into a chair and put him into a different room then left it. ''Now, now, now… What animal to use, what animal to use indeed?'' For a few minutes, he paced back and forth until finally he knew. ''Aha!'' He immediately went back to the room and for a few moments, all there could be seen from the crack underneath the door was a blue light. Many hours later, Roy woke up.
*ROY'S POV*
Oh my head… What happened? I stood up and walked a bit then I looked down and god I was not ready for what I saw. ''What the hell happened?!'' I saw my own reflection and I had cat ears! I slowly lifted my hands to touch them and I didn't feel my normal human ears at all. So, no human ears but cat ears, I saw something behind me and I grabbed it. Youch! Did I just hurt myself? IT'S MY TAIL… Oh great, I have a tail now!
''Someone woke up now!''
''W-what is all this?'' I turn to face whoever spoke and found myself face-to-face with a doctor.
He just smiled. ''A small experiment.''
''So you're the one who did this to me!''
''Yes, I and only I. I crossed you with a cat. It does give some positive adjustments to your body done with this. You'll be thanking me soon.''
Thanking him?! More like ripping him! ''Yeah well, I think I'd prefer to tear your head off!'' I lunged at him, my new cat instincts taking control. He shut the door and I started scratching at the door until I realized what was happening. I got slightly scared and started to move away from the door and looked at my hands. I had claws instead of nails but they were slowly changing back to nails. I felt fangs in my mouth. Immediately, my cat instincts took over again and I jumped out of a window landing behind the guy's house. I ran on 4 legs (2 arms 2 legs) until I came to a park I recognized. I start to walk home always gluing to the wall, in case someone looks at me. There wasn't anyone outside and I wasn't surprised. It was… What time was it? Oh well. I see my house and I run towards and walk into it. I go immediately up to the bathroom and growl when I see my reflection. I go to my bedroom and try to change into my pajamas but my tail hurts. So I just take them off and sleep with a shirt and trousers on. Looks like I'll have to hole my pants because of the tail… I start to fall asleep but I notice I'm curling up. No, no, no, no. I am NOT stooping so low. I turn to my other side but I start to curl up again. I then rest on my back but my tail had to remind me painfully of how sensitive it is. I, then go to my side and give up, curling up like a kitten. I fall asleep.