Disclaimer- I do not own ANY characters from Azumanga Daioh, Kiyohiko Azuma does. If I did own them, Kimura would die, Sakaki would be a crazed gunner, and Osaka would be the star of the show. Now, on with it!
As I sit in the classroom where I'm wrecking my brain
I take a look at Tomo, and realize she isn't sane
But I don't care because she's just like me
You know I shun stupid things like my own sanity
At 5:30 in the morning I'm kickin' ass
Chiyo's dog is crappin' all over my freakin' grass, eww
And I've been kickin' and scoopin' so long that
Even Osaka thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man with a fan, I like adrenaline
Got a shotgun in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my work, you finish yours
Then we'll play Mario Tennis on Nintebdo 64
I've been spending all my life
In an Azumanga Paradise
Nyamo spasmed once or twice
In our Azumanga Paradise
Tomo's on a sugar high
In our Azumanga Paradise
They sell cats at an unfair price
In our Azumanga Paradise
Kagura kicked me in the shin last week
I just smiled at her, and I burned her on her cheek
And then I forgave her, and I wished her well
Now Yukari will take us
On a car ride from hell
But I ain't never punched Tomo even if she deservred it
Osaka with a 'tude? No, I don't think so
I never wear pink, and I got a cool cat
And Sakaki agrees, it really looks good in black, homes
If you piss me off I'll have you in tears
I'll make sure you feel the pain for about 50 years
Well I ain't no saint, so please don't freakin' stare
I'm just psycologicly impaired
There's no books, no sense, no morals. Not a spec of sanity
Like Mr. Kimura, It's as pervy as can be
I've been spending all my life
In an Azumanga Paradise
Kaorin killed some random guy
In our Azumanga Paradise
No time to slice and dice
In our Azumanga Paradise
We all fight we don't play nice
In our Azumanga Paradise
Being really random
Eating lots of sugar
Shot a guy on monday
Soon I'll kill another
Think your really crazy? You don't have the heart!
'Cus I know I'm a billion times as looney as thou art
Osaka is the coolest girl the others want to be like
Killin' noobs, day and night
I'll see you in the afterlife
Yo, I'm the man, my wheels are shiny
And if you don't agree I'll have to sic Yukari on your hiney
I've been spending all my life
In an Azumanga Paradise
We're all crazy but it's nice
In our Azumanga Paradise
No cock fights or cellulite
In our Azumanga Paradise
That damn cat loves to bite
In our Azumanga Paradise
(All)- Ooohhhhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhhhh ooohhhhhhhhhohhhhhh ohhhhh
(Osaka)- ALIENS!!
Tomo- What!? Where?
RED- please review, if you don't I'll have to kill someone. So, save a life and review! And to all the people that did review, thanks, I appreciate it.