Summary- I don't own Naruto. This is a story about when team 7 turns into little 4 year olds all due to a crazy hokage and poor Kakashi has to take care of three energetic, hyper kids. Poor Kakashi indeed. Paring sas/sak.

"Hey you put that down, NOW" Tsunade shouted. This was the 3rd time Naruto had picked up a big bottle of delicate sake and threatened to pour it out the window, his throat, or someone else's throat.

"Hey, hey old granny look at what I can do" Naruto yelled hanging out the window, his toes somehow holding on the window sill. Tsunade grinned and went to unlatch his toes (Naruto had decided shoes were bad for him). He wanted to fly? She would gladly give him a helping hand. Muhhaaha.

" Tsunade- sama what're you doing!" an alarmed Shizune came and pulled the little Naruto away. Sigh. The perfect chance gone to waste.

"Tsunade- sama how did Naruto escape the rope?" Team 7 were tied back to back or was until Naruto broke out.

"I have to pee." Naruto shouted, jumping from one leg to another, then squeezing both legs together.

"You said that the last time Naruto and ended somehow ripping all my papers instead." Tsunade yelled rubbing her head. All this because of sake. She'd give it u- No WAY, it wasn't the sake's fault but stupid Jiriya's,… taking all her money.

" I want another lollipop." Sakura pouted throwing away the stick. She was tied with her back to Sasuke. Naruto had left but they remained. Tsunade looked at them weirdly. "Why are you still tied"

"I'll get hyper from all the sugar if I untie myself, then I can't be held reliable of my actions.. Say Tsunade - sensei when can we return to normal?" Sakura asked her big eyes widening. She didn't want to be stuck in younger version of herself.

" I don't know. I'm working on it."

"Hn. Well work harder then. This is your fault you know." Sasuke spoke, his voice sounding childish but still managing to sound like his cool older self.

"What did you say midget?" Tsunade eye's flashed. Her fists came closer and closer but then she saw Sakura's face. Arg. Sakura must've turned around the pair so she was facing her teacher instead of her now turned four year old boyfriend. Ah, her student was way too caring.

"Hokage- sama" Sasuke's voice came cool as ever.

"What brat?" she growled

"You need a mint" Sakura gasped. Tsunade roared and Sasuke hned. Tsunade was about to punch him out the building, no Konoha when

"Yo. Sorry I'm late. I was helping a baby cross the street when I fell down the stairs. I got amnesia for 4 hours." Kakashi's eyes closed and a smile appeared under his mask.

"You're the worse liar there ever was Kakashi- sensei." Sakura shouted . Kakashi eyes rose. Funny he heard Sakura's voice but didn't see her.

"Sakura?"

Tsunade pounded him on the head. Kakashi spun around dizzy . " I called you 6 hours ago. And I need you to take care of your team 7."

"Team? But Hokage-sama they're 16 now, not genins."

"I know that. But not for now. You see-"

Thump

Naruto had managed to break out of the closet tsuande had managed to stuck him in after tying him up. Tsunade shouted "You got out" while Kakashi screeched. "Mummy." and whimpered. Bad experiences with mummies and all that, you know.

"Kakashi- sensei." He peeked around the hokage's desk to see two figures that looked like a mini Sakura and Sasuke.

"Oh my god! Sasuke and Sakura had kids." He fainted.

Kick. Kakashi landed on his head.

Punch. conscious again.

"These are your students, idiot." Hokage shouted. Then "They just had an accident."

"All because of a dumb Hokage." Sasuke yawned. He was tired of being tired. He wanted some tomatoes, candy, to run around and play and…..great--..

"Why're you guys tied and what do you mean accident?" question marks appeared everywhere, bumping all over the place.

"You see about that incident…." Tsunade grinned sheepishly.

Flashback

Tsunade was fast asleep, drool coming down her mouth to plop on the piles of papers she should be doing. She was drunk, very drunk and sleeping during duty hours. All typical, usual things including her shouting in her dreams, swearing vengeance on Jiraiya who'd "stolen" money from her. More like she lost thousands gambling. She made fists, clenching them in and out, imagining it was the perverted Sanin's throat instead.

OUTSIDE

"I'll report to the old granny then." Naruto entered the Hokage's room so he could report about the mission he and the teme had completed. Sasuke turned and went in the opposite direction, where Sakura was surely working on some medical things. They hadn't seen each other for a month to due the mission and so he was going to make up for lost time.

WITH NARUTO

Naruto saw a sleeping, drooling and a mumbling Tsuande. When he went to poke her to wake her up he was grabbed by her monstrous strength. " you think you won Jirayia? Die, die," the Hokage was sleep talking, walking, and squeezing the life out of Naruto, banging him around like a ragged doll.

"Let me go." he gasped and was about to go limp when he was forced to drink a potion that Sakura had been testing before.

"Take that jiria, you perverted bastard. You'll be dead by the time this poison starts working." Evil cackling followed. Naruto in the mean time had fallen asleep.

WITH SAKURA& SASUKE:

Off making out.

5 min. later:

"Did you hear that?" Sasuke looked towards the direction where the evil laughter was coming from. It might be Orchiamuru (sp?) you know, coming to kidnap him for his…lets not get into that now….

"We should check it out." Once inside they found no sign of Naruto ( he was "buried" underneath piles of paper.) and a sleeping Hokage. When Sakura went to poke her sensei awake she too, like Naruto was grabbed. Sakura chocked and tried to move Tsundae's powerful grip. Sasuke was about to attack the Hokage but was stopped by Sakura's protest.

"We can't harm her. She's the Hokage and my teacher and I can't hurt her when she's sleep killing."

" Don't be stupid Sakura. That's a good reason to attack her." Sasuke protested. But while he had been arguing Tsuande took that chance to knock him on the head, making him dizzy. She took that chance to make both of them drink the potion.

"HAHHA. There now you'll never live again. Haahh….a" Tsunade was interrupted by Shizune.

"What did you do?!" She brought out a huge hammer and knocked Tsunade on the head with it. The blond haired lady woke up and started shouting around until she tripped over Sakura's body. She picked up her students body and cried waterfalls.

"Oh my god. Someone killed my dear student. Quick Shizune we have to find who did this." she screeched like a crazy lady. " Why are you just standing there?"

"You did this." They both looked up to see all three of team 7 stirring only to see them glow and then just as fast stopped. huh?

"AHh. What did you do Tsuande-sama. Did you go into one of your rampages again?" The blond haired Sanin didn't answer but gulped instead. Then squealed and hugged her dear student closer. " You're the cutest little girl Sakura." Sasuke and Naruto had waken up as well and thinking Tsunade was still in killing mode they grabbed the hammer and hit the "killer" with it.

" Get away from Sakura." Sasuke and Naruto took their fighting stance and then looked at their pink haired friend.

" Where's Sakura?" Naruto asked and looked at Sasuke. Then punched him shouting 'imposter'. The boys rolled around fighting until they were stopped by the small pink haired girl.

" It's me you guys." Sakura's voice was like a little girls. She looked at her teacher that seemed like a giant compared to her small height. "By looking at Naruto and Sasuke I guess we look about four right Sensei.?" Tsuande woke up and nodded.

Sasuke hating the weak, little body of his 4 year self asked the question they all wanted answered. " So how do we turn back?"

Then "what do you mean you don't know!! You're the stupidest Hokage there ever was." ( enter choking sounds)

END FLASHBACK

" So that's what happened."

"yeah and now you're going to take care of them until I find a way to reverse this" Tsuande waved her hand dismissing him. Then " Make sure to keep a eye on them, especially Naruto. He's the devil incarnated. So don't untie his rope."

"What?" Kakashi looked up from the rope that he had untied while Tsuande was talking. Where was Naruto? He had jumped out the window, wanting to fly and landed on the ground elegantly. Guess they still had some of their ninja skills.

" What're you waiting for, go find him before he ruins the entire village!" Tsuande roared her fists breaking the desk. Kakashi walked lazily away. How much trouble could one little Naruto be?

" We're going over to kakashi- sensei's then." Sakura said excitedly. She couldn't wait to see how kakashi- sensei's house looked and if he had any cute fluffy stuffed animals. She loved them and lots of pink candy. Yep. Sakura grabbed Sasuke's hand and they flew out the building.

Shizune was in the process of cleaning the broken desk when Tsunade asked her a question.

" Hey Shizune did I tell Kakashi that those three will act stupider and more childish as time goes on? Hm…but odd thing about this potion is that somehow they don't forget the most important things to them. Just like Naruto's ramen" She laughed as she fingered the empty potions bottle. Hmm. She'd better get to work but maybe after a bottle of sake…

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With Naruto:

Kakashi finally found Naruto at the ramen shop. That was expected but what wasn't was the amount of women all around the ramen shop or more specially around Naruto. Kakashi's eyes popped out of their sockets. His student was getting more attention from women than him…not to mention Naruto was only 4 now. The humiliation…Kakashi deflated and ended up next to Naruto.

"Er.. It's time for you to go home, Naruto." Kakashi stared at all the women around him. Ah, so pretty.

"You must be his dad! You have the cutest son." the woman closest to him said.

"Ahh…wha…no… I mean…" kakashi stuttered. What to say…

" Oh, you must be a great dad to let him eat what he wants and how much." the ladies all crowded around and shouted.

"He's so cute. Must take after his dad." giggles and more giggles.

" And do you see that mask…sooo mysterious." And on and on went on the compliments and Kakashi welcomed all of it except for the huge bill that came.

"WHHHAT!? No way am I paying for that! Naruto you pay for it." Kakashi shouted. He looked for his now-turned- midget student only to see him running away.

"NARUTO!" Kakashi ran full speed and dragged the reluctant little yellow haired boy who was dragging his foot every or trying to seeing as his feet didn't exactly reach the ground. Naruto didn't have any money or coupons left to pay for his bills, so he took his new little self into advantage.

"WAhhh…sob…ahh..son…sniffle." Naruto howled at the sky and managed to squeeze out a single tear to his advantage. Kakashi stopped abruptly and stared at the whimpering child. Whoa he had not been predicting thi-- wait he should've known Naruto would do anything to get out of paying his bills.

"Did you see that?!"

"Yes, I did! He dragged the poor little child and he's demanding that that little boy pay the bills."

"I can't believe this. He wants his own son to pay for what he ate."

" The horrible man. How can you say that to your own child." The ladies shouted their outrage and advanced. Kakashi gave a nervous laughter and backed away slowly. Real slowly.

" Hehe..I never said he was my child."

" what? You stole that child."

"Kidnapper!" a lady fainted at the background.

" Quick get him."

Kakashi's eyes widened "I never said that either. I'm innocent, I tell you."

" That's what his mask is for! A disguise."

"He must be those sick guys that like kids. We can't let him loose." All the once pretty but now crazy ladies picked up any weapon they could find and chased a poor Kakashi who kept screaming his innocence and "Run Naruto".

The ladies hit Kaskashi when they reached him. The ladies carried anything and everything from handbags to parasols to knifes to hammers…. Kakashi ran and Naruto laughed his feet never reaching the ground. Haha indeed Naruto….

END.

Preview of what's next….

Sasuke cursed at his tiny body's endurance. Sheesh, he couldn't even carry a teddy bear…granted the bear was bigger than him but still….what had the world come to? He hiked the huge ribbon wearing bear higher and walked out the store or almost did when he saw a pair of shoes in front of him.

" Now where do you think you're going Mr." the bald guy in a suit asked him. He looked straight up and didn't bother to look down.

" Yo, down here dumbass." Sasuke said exasperated. He would've killed the guy by now if he was normal.

"Whoa, what's a little kid like you doing stealing my merchandise?" the guy looked down and frowned confused.

Sasuke merely raised an eyebrow and stared.

AND:

" Sir are these your kids.?" the security guard, who had a long beaky nose asked him. Kakashi stared art the three kids that were the devils apprentices. Yes even the sweet Sakura.

" They did a lot of damage to the store and you're going to have to pay for it." the guy even had a beaky voice. Sasuke struggled in the guys grip and struggled.

"I'm going to do a lot of damage to you idiot if you don't let me down." Sasuke landed a punch to the guys nose sending him flying…crashing into some expensive….cans of Prego soup?

"Emm…. You're going to have to pay for that too." the other guy stared at his colleague.

" I don't know them." Kakashi shook his head furiously. Yep denying was the best way to go.

" But you have to know me…You're my Papa."

Huh????

AN.: the next chap is where Kakashi's tortured even more when they all go SHOPPING. Sasuke gets caught for stealing 0.o and Naruto kills anyone getting close to his carts & carts of Ramen. There's Sas/saku parts in next chap too.

If anyone else did the same plot I haven't read it & hopefully nothing's the same. Review ? Tell me wht you think. R&R Apple Bloss.