'Chesterton Does Not Exist On Sundays'

A songfic by Yami no Tenchi

Indeed, when I was in Chesterton
I saw nobody about

Starbeam was sad because she was in love with Megatron, who did not love her back.

Totally dead

Suddenly she heard a song on the radio It seemed to speak to her very spark!

Just me in a taxi
With two bottles of schnapps

Starbeam realised that her life was ridiculous.