Pandora's POV

Hey. My name is Pandora. Have you ever wondered about Greek mythology and all that stuff? Well, I'm a part of it and yes: it's all real.

I'm pretty famous. Billions of years ago, literally, the god Hephaestus created me out of water and earth, so technically I am the daughter of water and earth. How weird is that?

How am I still alive and kicking in the 21st century, you ask. The truth is, I actually died already, ages ago, during the first Titan war, called the Titanomachy. But then, when I reached the Underworld, the keeper and God of the realm, Hades, took pity on me.

He explained the cruel trick the Gods (which I used to respect and worship!), particularly Zeus, played on me because of the titan Prometheus. Next to Atlas, I hear he's the second greatest titan warrior to ever live, which must be why he was the one who stole fire from Heaven.

Maybe I should explain a little more mythology. You see, there are 12 Olympians the Gods and there are several notable titans and demigods.

The 12 Olympians are: Zeus (Lord of the Sky), Poseidon (Lord of the Sea), Hermes (GOd of messengers, travelers and thieves), Hephaestus (God of forges, fire and craftsmanship), Hera (Queen of the Heavens), Aphrodite (Goddess of love and beauty), Athena (Goddess of Wisdom and Strategy), Apollo (God of medicine, poetry, the sun and archery), Artemis (Goddess of the moon, archery and the hunt), Dionysus (God of wine and parties), Demeter (Goddess of agriculture) and Ares (the God of war).

There are some titans too. They are: Kronos (Titan of Time), Oceanus (Titan of the Ocean), Prometheus (Titan of forethought), Hyperion (Titan of the East), Atlas (the Titan trapped under the Sky and who handles navigation and stuff like that), Iapetus (Titan of the West), Krios (Titan of the South), Kois, Titan of the North and more.

Anyway, as I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself, Hades told me the trick the Gods played on me. They blessed me with curiosity and that forced me to open the stinking jar, and to let all of humanity suffer and me with the guilt. I let go of hunger, sickness, death and more. But at least the spirit of Hope remained. Its name was Elpis.

Hades quite hates his siblings, the other Olympians, so he let me go. I thanked him, promising to sacrifice to him once in a while, and returned to the upper world to find Prometheus chained to a rock by Zeus of course.

I decided first things first I wanted revenge. To do that, I needed to be a little more powerful, almost as powerful as Zeus. I heard according to the latest news (times change, huh!) that a Greek warrior had come along, almost completely immortal in battle, named Achilles.

If you took a dip in the Styx, you could take on his powers and become immortal, except for one spot in your entire body. Achilles's was his heel, and he got killed because of that. His mother didn't dip him fully in so..yeah.

I decided to return to the Underworld. I took the quickest route, the Door of Orpheus (Apollo blessed me with an awesome singing voice by the way)- and swam in the Styx.

I absolutely HATED it. It was like jumping into a molten hot pit of acid and lava mixed- KABOOM! That's how it felt anyway. Afterwards, I think it paid off though. My one mortal spot- my inner thigh would be impossible to hit, so I was practically immortal.

That's how I survived to this day. Here's my plan of attack on Olympus. Guard it with your life and DO NOT show anyone.

PANDORA 101: War Plans

Disguise myself to look more with the times. Zeus thinks I'm still rotting in the Underworld so I've got the element of surprise on my side. He'll think that I'm just another average mortal.

Gather an army of the most powerful Titans, minor gods, demigods, monsters- anything- for battle. Make an Olympian take the sky from Atlas so he may fight.

Split the army into 2. Send half into the current Olympus. Unleash Typhon and Echidna to distract the Gods in the west. Send the other half to Greece to destroy it and the gods' origin of power.

Celebrate in victory. Pandora and Friends strike again!

That's my brilliant plan to stop the Olympians. Truthfully I think it's going to work. After I send out a mass email to the others, it should be started in about a month.

Toodles!