So i woke up this morning with my fanfiction notebook across my lap...and this is what i find. Bad puncutation, grammer, and all

disclaimer: i dont own spn. damnit.

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Once upon a timePrincess Gabe was licking a lollipop. He wuuuvs lollipoppies. Then he sighed dramatically, cuz hes a drama quuueen. then he decided to poof to the motel Deanie Weanie and Sammy were at. Deano was not there, but he heard water running in the bathroom. Maybe he shuld go have steamy shower seccks with Sammy. Then he realized something horrible...his lolly was gone! He sat on the floor and cried manly(angelick) tears.

"Awww Gabe bby, dont cry, i have a surprise for u." Ssammy said seductivley. Ggabe looks up and his mouth drops open. Sammy has a lollipop dick!

"C'mon Gabey, dont u wanna try my candy?" Gabe meows excitedly and begins to lick Sammys lollipop.

"OOoh butterscotch balls!" Gabe giggles

Then the door opened and in walked Dean and Cassy! but since Dean is super fast, e covered the angels eyez to protect his innocence.

"Sammy why? He killed me! a lot!" Dean wailed.

"Shut up dean! let me grow up! let my boyfriend eat my candy!."

then Dean and Cas dissapeared!

"Gabey where did u take them?"

Gabriel smiled (so sexy) and said, "Teletubbies."

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i dont even know when the fuck i wrote this. must've been after that one all-nighter+five monsters. for all you Sabriel shippers. Im still working in How Many Mistakes so don't worry.

salt and kisses

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