This is in honor of my birthday which is today by the way, and I thought why not write something about Hermione's birthday as well. I don't own anything in here not the song, or the characters, or the setting! I own nothing. (Though if i did own Draco and/or Harry I'd be a happy girl!)
Hermione was ticked as she walked down the corridors of Hogwarts toward the Great Hall for breakfast. After 3 months of dating she and Draco had their first fight that night, and lets just say it didn't end well. It all started because Draco had insulted the birthday presents Harry and Ron had given her. Harry had given her the latest addition of Hogwarts: A History which surprisingly included all of their adventures since their first year, and he said it was the only copy ever to be released. Ron had given her a set of quills that included three Phoenix feather quills, two Thestral feather quills, and one Pegasus feather quill. He had thought those gifts were too simple as he had gotten her a ruby necklace that connected to his emerald cuff so they would always be in contacted, and when her mood changed the ruby would change color.
If she was happy it would stay red, if she was mad it would turn coal black, if she was mad it would turn yellow, if she was tired it would turn purple, and if she was confused it would turn white. So the two got into a spat and woke up half the castle with their yelling. She had even threatened to leave him, sell his room plus burn his stuff, and destroy his Firebolt 2.0. He in return threatened to cut her off from his money, which he had given her permission to use, said she was to much trouble, and said he'd flirt with other girls profusely not caring what she'll say. Anyway when Hermione walked into the Great Hall she saw the tables pushed to sides and a stage set up in the middle with the other students surrounding it. What the heck?, she thought.
Blaise Zabini, who was standing by the entrance and saw Hermione walk in looking very confused. He ran out quietly and into a secret passage he saw Draco getting ready in a few minutes prior. "Draco she's here. Are you ready?" he asked. Draco turned around to face him.
"Ready as I'll ever be." he responded, and the two walked out. When they walked in, Draco went straight to the stage and picked up the microphone. "Hermione, I' sorry about what I said. I didn't mean any of it, and I've already apologized to Harry and Ron as well. So just to say I'm sorry I'm gunna sing for you." The girls in the room all "ahh-ed" at the thought of a romantic song sang by the Slytherin Sex God Buy were they wrong.
Girl you make me dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Dumb-b-do-b-dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
I love you so dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb-b-do-b-dumb
Wh-wh-wh-whyyy
You tell me that you're leaving
But then you wanna leave me
And never make your way to the door
I tell you that you're too much
And then I'll miss you too much
Don't even know what we're fighting for
You keep my broom, girl
And then you go get it fixed
I talk to all them other chicks
Just to make you
can we make it right
When we both put up a fit
You make me so mad
It's kind of hard to forgive
But when I look into your pretty eyes
My heart just drops
Girl you make me dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Dumb-b-do-b-dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
I love you so dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb-b-do-b-dumb
Wh-wh-wh-whyyy
You always talkin' reckless
Sendin' an owl message
Telling me to back in your goal
And then I get up readin' a new message
You soundin' so innocent
Sayin' that you cant sleep alone
I go find every receipt to show how you spend my dough
You wanna go and sell my room and burn up all my clothes
How can we make it right
When we both put up a fit
You make me so mad
It's kind of hard to forgive
But when I look into your pretty eyes
My heart just drops
Girl you make me dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Dumb-b-do-b-dumbDumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
I love you so dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb-b-do-b-dumb
Wh-wh-wh-whyyy
Callin' it quits just ain't what we workin' for
I'd rather love u then to hate you girl
I want you to know (ohh)
Your my, your my, your my shawty, say
Your my, your my, your my shawty
Girl you make me dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Dumb-b-do-b-dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
I love you so dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb-b-do-b-dumbWh-wh-wh-whyyy
Girl you make me (your my shawty say)
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Dumb-b-do-b-dumb(your my shawty say)
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
I love you so (your my shawty yeah)
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb-b-do-b-dumb
Wh-wh-wh-whyyy
Shock. That was the best word for it. Hermione Jane Granger was in shock. Like the other girls she had expected a sappy love song, not…..that, but for some reason, in her mind it was absolutely perfect. She ran up the steps and kissed him. "Draco you're forgiven." she whispered into his ear.
"That's great shawty." he replied. Hermione rolled her eyes.
"You are so dumb." she said hitting his chest lightly.
"You make me this way, love." he said as he leaned down and kissed her a second time, and her ruby necklace was glowing a bright candy apple red.