It was a late night. Harry was very tired and was hallucinating after his nightly round of crack which he kept in his trunk at the foot of his bed. In the middle of sentences he would yell out vrom vrom. He insisted that Hermione's cat had a squirt gun and was tying to kill him. Ron told him again and again this was not true but Harry would not believe him. So he stood up from his Quiditch magazine stood on the bed and sang "this is the song that never ends". he said that this was the only way to stop Hermione's evil cat.
Ron came over and held his hand. Harry screamed HOLLY CRAP!!! which woke up the whole school. Ron stroked Harrys hand delicitly and whispered "it will be alight, nothing going to happen, because I am here for you" Quick thinking Harry grabbed his wand and shoved it up Rons ass. Rons eyes widened. "lumuns" Harry muttered. Sparks erupted from Rons butt.
What a site this was. Wide eyed Ron standing there still holding Harrys hand, wile Harry was holding the end of a wand protruding form rons anus.
Harry jumped up let go of the wand, grabed the trunk and sprinted for the door. Leaving everything else behind.
To be continued.....