"GAZ! GET THE WATER BOTTLES!" Dib's scream echoed beneath the stairway, and was followed by the panting sounds of an alien's running.
She shrugged and walked away. There was no point in helping the brother she hated. Or to defeat an alien she could hardly stand. Before Gaz could enter her room, however, she was knocked down to the floor by the very sibling who made her life a living hell.
"Foolish pig-child! You'll bow before the feet of Zim!" Zim spoke in third person as he always had, but this time with more rage than usual. As if lighting, the green-skinned creature shot metallic legs from his PAK, using them to throw Dib straight out of Gaz's open window.
For once, Gaz actually enjoyed Zim's company. She stood up and stalked to said window, smiling as if Dib's pain was dessert. "You will pay for pushing me, Dib. I promise that no matter what, you'll pay.."
"Little Gaz talking to herself?" Zim teased, fixing his out-of-place wig.
Before she could punch him, the purple haired girl stopped herself. "..Hey, you want to learn human about emotion, right?"
"Psh, I know all about that mushy-emotiony-feelings that human pig-smellies feel."
Gaz rolled her eyes. "Look, I know your not human. But maybe if you say, date me, you could learn." As much as this offer made her want to throw up, Gaz knew that the best way to destroy Dib's life was to destroy her own. Date Zim.
"Date you? Ha! Of course you would want to date me, who wouldn't want ZIM?" The alien perked out his chest in pride while giving his iconic evil grin. "But I gave up on human love since that situation with Tak."
She rolled her eyes, "Tak was an Ikren. Besides, people will start to think your weird for being single.. Maybe even suspicious. After all, love is a part of the human lifestyle."
Zim shuddered, "I.. I mean of course I'll be your love-pig.."
At that very moment a very weak-looking Dib burst up the stairs, growling in a mix of pain and anger. "What are you still doing in my house?" He demanded.
His sister smirked, "Zim's now my boyfriend."