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Harry strolled casually down the halls, trying to walk like a rapper and rap like Lil' Wayne.
He was in a good mood. Nothing could ruin this day. Not even Snape. And that was really saying something.
So in the middle of Lollipop, he realized he was being followed.
He sighed. He had been followed many, many times before.
He walked faster. What if Voldy was behind him?
The voice of the stalker cried out,
"Harry!"
He turned around, only to see….
Dumbledore!
"Hey Harry, come meet me in my office-"
"Why are you so obsessed with me?!" Harry shrieked.
Dumbledore looked confused.
"What?"
Harry screamed and ran away.
"So then I was
like, 'Why are you so obsessed with me?'!" Harry said,
recounting the tale to his friends.
"No way!" they all exclaimed.
"Yep," Harry said, "I asked Dumbledore why he was so obsessed with me. I'm really getting tired of these 'special' meetings in his office. He keeps talking to me like he's my therapist or something."
"Because you really need a therapist," Ron snorted.
Harry was doing his "rapper" walk and was singing Jay-Z today.
He heard the footsteps.
"No!" he shrieked, turning
around to face Dumbledore, "Why are you so incredibly obsessed with
me?!"
Dumbledore didn't know what to say.
Harry turned and ran.
But little did he know there were many others that were obsessed with him.
So, this story is based off of the quote from Mariah Carey's song "Obsessed" ("And I was like…why are you so obsessed with me?"). And it's not over yet.
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