Title: Do Your Ears Hang Low?
Rating: K
Warning: None
Pairings: None
Summary: General Jonathan of G8 wasn't the only person annoyed by the South Bird.
Disclaimer: I'm a college student. I can barely afford my textbooks – nevermind the amazing creation that is One Piece. DX
A/N: Prompted by a conversation between a friend and me, when she asked, "What's with his ridiculous earlobes?" and I answered, "So he can do the accompanying movements to:
Do your ears hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
8D;;
What an insolent bird.
Enel glared at the South Bird. He had happened across it in the forest, and interested in its peculiar size, had taken it as a pet. It was clearly a South Bird, but it was much smaller than the ones normally found on Skypeia. Clearly it had been meant for him. Why else would there be one abnormally sized bird in all of Skypeia if it wasn't meant as a special pet for God?
He had attached a long chain to its foot, graciously allowing it the freedom to fly – and wasn't he a generous God – as far as the gate. As soon as the bird realized it couldn't fly any further, it had promptly come back to peck him. Peck him! At God! The impudence, the audacity of the bird!
Enel struggled to unknot the bow the cheeky bird had managed to tie his earlobes in. Electrocuting all the servants in the courtyard at the time had barely calmed him. Special or not, that was one more reason to destroy Skypeia.
If nothing else, it would at least rid the world of those wretched South Birds.