A Twilight Version of La Vie Boheme from the Broadway Musical, RENT
Disclaimer:
All characters, plot references, quotes, chapter titles etc. belong to Stephenie Meyer.
The rhythm, and any unaltered lyrics belong to Jonathan Larson.
Otherwise, everything else is the product of my twisted imagination.
I omitted several verses from the original song. Either I wanted to maintain the momentum or I could not think of a way to amend them. I excluded the dialogue between Maureen and Joanne, and the parts in between "To S & M" and La Vie Boheme B.
Some of these references are a bit ambiguous, while others are just plain stupid lol Once I have more leisure time, I'll consider revising it.
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Dearly Beloved,
We gather here to pay our homage….
To The series
Of fantasy, action, and love
The books that never fail to take a hold of
The imaginations of readers old and young
From the creative mind of Stephenie Meyer
We raise our glass – you can bet on Alice to…
La Vie Twilight
La Vie Twilight
La Vie Twilight
La Vie Twilight
La Vie Twilight
To the dazzling Edward Cullen
Selfless, charming, masochistic,
And addictive
The need to protect,
To his crooked smile,
To hearing his velvet voice,
As he sparkles in
The sunlight.
To love and tension
With Jacob
To needing a "space heater."
To riding motorcycles,
Going cliff diving,
Native ancestry.
Not to mention, of course
He walks around half-naked.
To silly Bella
Blushing uncontrollably.
To running
With vampires and wolves.
A danger magnet,
Risk taker, and stubborn nature.
To talking in her sleep.
To choosing who she can love
And who she can't live without.
La Vie Twilight
Hunting for grizzly bears,
And mountain lions,
Bowls of cereal,
And Antarctic
Penguins with meatless balls…
(Edward)
Ew…
(Emmett)
It tastes the same
(Alice)
If you close your eyes…
To Bella's 'Personal Sun', who can't fight with
An eclipse
To crying when Edward left Bella in Chapter 3,
To La Push, To Eric,
To the evil Volturi,
To fainting in Bio,
To Angela and Mike,
To playing the piano,
To Bella's lullaby.
Obsession, Fixation,
Complete Infatuation,
Delusions, Addiction,
M Rated Fan Fiction
To Jasper, To Alice,
To Emmett and Rosalie,
To Carlise,
To Esme,
To the vamps in Denali.
Hostage taking and grand theft auto,
Shopping sprees
In Port Angeles.
To love triangles!
Team Edward
Team Jacob
And Neutral Country, too…
La Tua Cantante - Bella's blood is
Edward's brand of heroin
La Vie Twilight
Mind Readers, Fortune Tellers,Vegetarians
Forks Washington,Jess and Lauren, Ben,
Jake's Volkswagen, Fantasize,
Onyx Eyes, James' Demise
Billy & Charlie, Quil & Embry, Arizona,
Alaska, Volterra.
To sacrifice, to fire & ice, to selfishness,
And goodbyes
Star-Crossed lovers, Midnight Sun, EPOV
To trading humanity for eternity
With Edward Cullen!
To boundaries,
It's between E & B.
To Compromise
La Vie Twilight
To Humans
No special abilities,
Teenage hormones,
Imperfections,
Raising a family,
Broken Hearts,
Fragility,
Eating Chocolate!
Vampires
Immortal existence,
Sanguinary,
Fighting temptation,
Covens,
Perfect faces,
Special powers
Enhanced strength and speed
Werewolves
Quileutes,
Imprinting,
Rapid healers,
Opposition
With the Cold Ones,
Growth spurts,
Mythology,
And mental communication
Twilighters
Dedication,
Waiting in anticipation,
Quoting phrases,
Constant Daydreams
Wishing that we lived in Forks
To Fanpires, Twi-Hards, and Spider Monkeys, too
To me, to me, to me
To you and you and you, you and you
To people
In love with,
In love with,
In love with
Fictional characters
To all those so eager for eternal damnation
La Vie Twilight
La Vie Twilight
La Vie Twilight
You know you're obsessed with Twilight (La Vie Twilight)
When Edward's always on your mind, (La Vie Twilight)
Anyone alive who has quotes memorized (La Vie Twilight)
In search of silver Volvos,
Aren't we all?
Stephenie Meyer's
Creation –
A sensation
La Vie Twilight
Viva La Vie Twilight!