The Twelve LOTR days of Christmas

( DISCLAIMOR- I don't own LOTR. This song belongs to me and my friends whom I shall call, Carol, Western Union, Potter and June=0). )

One the first day of Christmas my Dark lord gave to me

One Ring to rule them all

On the second day of Christmas my Dark lord gave to me

Two Lousy humans

And the One Ring to rule them all

On the third day of Christmas my Dark lord gave to me

Three Elvish rings

Two Lousy humans

And the One Ring to rule them all

One the fourth day of Christmas my Dark lord gave to me

Four fuzzy hobbits

Three Elvish Rings

Two Lousy humans

And the One Ring to rule them all

On the fifth day of Christmas my Dark lord gave to me

Five Lembas bread

Four fuzzy hobbits

Three Elvish Rings

Two Lousy humans

And the One Ring to rule them all

On the sixth day of Christmas my Dark lord gave to me

Six pints of ale

Five Lembas bread

Four Fuzzy hobbits

Three Elvish rings

Two Lousy humans

And the One Ring to rule them all

On the seventh day of Christmas my Dark Lord gave to me

Seven Dwarf rings

Six Pints of ale

Five Lembas bread

Four fuzzy hobbits

Three Elvish Rings

Two Lousy humans

And the One Ring to rule them all

On the Eighth day of Christmas my Dark lord gave to me

Eight Elvish cloaks

Seven Dwarf rings

Six Pints of ale

Five Lembas bread

Four Fuzzy Hobbits

Three Elvish rings

Two Lousy humans

And the One Ring to rule them all

On the Ninth day of Christmas my Dark lord gave to me

Nine Ring Wraiths a riding

Eight Elvish cloaks

Seven Dwarf rings

Six Pints of ale

Five Lembas bread

Four Fuzzy hobbits

Three Elvish rings

Two Lousy humans

And the One Ring to Rule them all

On the tenth day of Christmas my Dark lord gave to me

Ten Starving orcs

Nine Ring Wraiths a riding

Eight Elvish cloaks

Seven Dwarf rings

Six pints of ale

Five Lembas bread

Four Fuzzy hobbits

Three Elvish rings

Two Lousy humans

And the One Ring to rule them all

On the eleventh day of Christmas my Dark lord gave to me

Eleven Angry ents

Ten Starving orcs

Nine Ring Wraiths a riding

Eight Elvish cloaks

Seven Dwarf rings

Six Pints of ale

Five Lembas bread

Four Fuzzy hobbits

Three Elvish rings

Two lousy humans

And the One Ring to Rule them all

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my Dark lord gave to me

Twelve Wriggling fish

Eleven Angry ents

Ten Starving orcs

Nine Ring Wraiths a riding

Eight Elvish cloaks

Seven Dwarf rings

Six Pints of ale

Five Lembas bread

Four Fuzzy Hobbits

Three Elvish rings

Two Lousy humans

AND THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!!!!

Now let's drink!