I never planned to do this. I just stayed up too late playing Super Mario Sunshine one night, and had a freaky idea for a story. Yeah. It probably makes no sense. But it isn't meant too. Heh...yeah. I learned from another author that asking for reviews is rude, so I hope you people don't find me obnoxious for asking for your opinion. I do hope I get a review or two though, cause this seems like a pretty good idea to me. Yeah. I'll be quiet now.
Disclaimer: I don't own IZ or any Mario characters, so please, don't sue me.
Dib-ario
Dib and Zim were walking aimlessly around on a sidewalk, just like always. They were yelling random insults at each other, just like always. Things were pretty much the same, as always.
"You're a psychopath," Dib yelled up to Zim.
"At least I don't have greasy hair," Zim replied angrily.
"At least I don't wear a dress!"
"At least I don't have a gi-normas head!"
Dib froze. "MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!"
Zim sighed. "Is this story going any where?"
"Who are you talking to?"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Spoot."
"Spoot?"
"What?"
"Shutup."
All of a sudden, an old lady popped out of thin air, right in front of Dib and Zim.
"Holy cow! How'd this old lady pop out of thin air right in front of us?!" Zim yelled, confused.
"I offer maaaagical powers..," the old lady rasped. Dib and Zim eyed each other nervously. Zim took his finger and spun it around in a circle beside his head. "I come from a maaaagical place, home to maaaagical beings..."
"Can you stop saying maaaagical?" Dib asked, annoyed.
The old lady turned into a 13 year old girl. "You don't like maaaagical? Fine. How about so-freaky-that-I-swear-I'm-high powers?"
The two boys stared blankly at the girl.
"I am Crystal, a.k.a. doommuffin. I come from the realm of fanfiction, and I'm here to torture you for others' amusement!" said the girl.
"Who gives you the right to-" Zim started, but an anvil appeared out of no where and fell on his head. "Owies."
Dib laughed and clapped his hands. "Do that again!"
"No. I've got something better than anvils planned..," Crystal said. She pulled out her magical fairy wand that she had killed a green haired fairy named 'Cosmo' for. She waved it around and yelled "Mama-Mia!"
Sparkly type...things started floating around Dib, making him look...sparkly. He grew a greasy mustache, and his nose bulged outward. He felt his stomach grow as he gained an extra 85 pounds. His blue shirt turned red, and his trench coat turned into blue overalls(don't ask how). His boots turned into clog-like shoes which were brown and shiny. Soon, all the maaaagical(sorry, couldn't resist) sparkles went away, and Dib looked like a goofy Italian plumber.
"I CAN'T SEE OVER MY NOSE!" Dib screamed, horrified at his new body.
"Oops, forgot something," Crystal said, and she waved the wand around again.
*DING!*
A red hat with a blue 'D' in the center fell on Dib's head.
"There. All done," Crystal said, rubbing her hands together.
"'Ding'? Since when does a wand go 'Ding'?" Dib asked, scratching his head.
"HA! Dib, you sure did let yourself go!" Zim said, laughing. He'd some how thrown the anvil off of him, unharmed. He walked over to Dib and poked him in the stomach. It jiggled.
"Hoo hoo!" Dib said, rubbing his tummy.
Zim laughed insanely, slapping his knees. He fell on the ground, rolling from side to side. He laughed so much that it hurt.
Crystal waved the wand around again, this time saying "Bwah ha ha ha" in a deep voice.
Zim grew a spiky turtle shell which was much too big for him. He felt his stomach bulge out also, but he gained a few hundred more pounds than Dib. His antennae turned into spiky horns, and orange, bushy eyebrows grew above his eyes. His all ready claw-like hands grew sharp, white claws, and his teeth grew into sharp fangs.
"AAAAAAHHH! HELP! I CAN'T MOVE!" Zim shouted, stuck on his back like a turtle. Crystal waved the wand, bringing Zim to an upright position. He fell down again. "This shell is WAY too heavy!"
"Fine, ya big baby," Crystal said, annoyed. She waved the wand, decreasing Zim's shell's size(try saying that three times fast!).
"Now who's let himself go?" Dib said, smiling cockily. Zim growled and went to yell something, but fire came out of his mouth instead of words. When the fire and smoke cleared, Dib was covered with black ashes.
"Um..," Dib stammered.
"That...was...AWESOME!" Zim said, laughing evilly. "Come here Dib...I got something to say to you..."
Gaz suddenly appeared out of no where.
"WHAT IN THE HE-!" she started to yell, seeing Dib and Zim with their new bodies, but Crystal waved the wand before she could finish.
Gaz felt herself grow taller and more...um...developed. Her hair grew longer, and it grew down behind her back. Her skull necklace was replaced with a pearl necklace, and her clothes turned into a long, pink dress. A beautiful crown was placed on her head.
Gaz stared down at herself, then glared at Crystal. "PINK?!" She clenched her fists and growled. Crystal smiled nervously and waved the wand. The pink dress turned black. "That's more like it." Gaz glanced down at Dib and Zim, who were staring at her in disbelief. Dib had a nosebleed that he was desperately trying to hide. Zim was pure white, like a ghost. His jaw was hanging open, and his eyes were vacant. Gaz cringed in disgust.
"Couldn't you have toned it down a little?!" Gaz yelled angrily at Crystal, but Crystal shook her head.
"Princess Peach is supposed to be a beautiful slu-I mean princess," Crystal said, clearing her throat. "Now, you three better get used to these new bodies, because you're going to be in them for a good, long time. Dib - you're name is now Dib-ario. Zim - you're King BowZim. Gas - you're Princess Poison. Now, let's get this incredibly stupid story rolling!"
Crystal took her wand and spun it around in a circle, creating a spinny-dimension-warp-thingy-with-sparkleness. Dib, Zim, and Gaz all screamed and clung to the sidewalk, but they were sucked in, flailing, kicking, and screaming insanely.
Ugggh...trust me, the next chapter will be MUCH more entertaining then this thing was. Bleach...well, it's a start. Princess Poison is obviously going to be kidnapped by BowZim. Scary, no? Yep...heh. Hope you liked my idea, check out the next chapter(if I make another) if you really are interested about what happens. Peace!
-Crystal