Sonic Works at Best Buy Part 1 Introduction
It was a normal day. Sonic was walking down the street with Shadow and Silver looking for jobs so they can support the kids they had with Amy Rose. They were walking down the street when Sonic noticed that their was a help wanted sign on the window. Sonic then said, "Hey look there is a place we can get jobs. We know lots of video games and computers. We can get a job easy, who is with me?"
Shadow then said with a shrug, "Um why not as long as we don't have to promote Windows!"
Silver said, "Lets do this thing so we can get fucking money."
Sonic, Silver, and Shadow entered Best Buy and walked over to the kiosk and field out the applications. A few days later Sonic and his friends were working at Best Buy. Sonic walked over to a customer and said, " Hello I am Sonic how may I help you?"
The customer looked at the blue hedgehog and said, "I was looking for a new computer, but I don't know if I want to use Windows or a Mac. I know that Mac's get less viruses, but Windows has more games, and is easier to user. I do know that Mac's also have viruses, but it is a lot less then that of Windows. On the other hand Windows has a lot of cool programs like games, music players, web browsers and office programs. Pardon me Mr. Sonic but what one do you think I should pick? I only have $400 and I need a desktop computer not a notebook or a laptop."
Sonic then said, "Well if I had to choose between Windows and a Mac I would pick a Windows just because it has a lot more programs and users then a Mac. I honestly don't think you should use ether of these OS's because they are to expensive and just piles of shit."
"What do you mean Mr. Sonic?", the customer asked.
Sonic quickly said, "Well I would use Linux."
The customer asked, "What is Linux?"
Sonic said, "It is the best operating system in the world. It has tons of programs that are free. I mean 98% of all Linux programs are free and while some of it is not all of it is usually under GPL and is open source meaning you can see the source code and GPL makes it legal for anyone to legally use it. Not only that Linux has things called distros or distribution which are like versions. Each distro is made for different users."
The customer then said to Sonic, "So where do I find one of these distros and what one should I use?"
Sonic then answerd, "All you have to do is go to the site and download the Iso and burn it to a disc and pop it into your computer and load up the disc. The most popular distro is Linux Mint and Ubuntu. I also use Lover Hart, and Cupids Linux too."