It was a normal day where Sonic was getting laid once again. Everyone was jealous of Sonic, one day Shadow wanted to fucking destroy sonic in teh arweses because Sahwnuc was getting all the Fatasr fangirls girls. Sonic exposed a lot of them girls if you know what i mean ;)))))))))))))
"Mehfuchken gud Sonic suwcks deek and he gets girls wadafuk i have bigger deekk than Sonic" Shadow the gayfawck said...
"If i Shadow teh gayfawck dont fuwcak sunhıc in the ass fawckuk me in the awrse" Shadow the lesbianfawck said right after...
Shadow the gaylesbianquack was on his way to lemon sahnUc. But sShADud needes sum gns, he decided that he should go to the toy ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) store.
ShadDucK gut what he ndded to fwack sunDUCK. A 5774011 feet tall dildo, a gud camerahman to record the scene ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"i wahlk sur put mah heeadshehog spayks in your awrashule fucacker lmao xd" ShadFuACk said
ShADwfUCK furgut his sandals to rn fest. he hwad to rayd a dwack to get there lol
"fml lol xd" ShADdUCk SAWD. BuTh if heay was gun raypuh suhnuc in dah end it wahl beh wurth ıt rofl xDddd
mfw when hot chick gives me rayd ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ShadWfAwSK had unboxed a few dweahk knivs dutey on ceantır strakyt gulubul ufensiv. It was very gud day fur ShadPuke, nawth fur feasthnuc
Tehn savluer the asexual came in
"umg savluer is hut ay bawt he cawems silver cum too xdddd"
ShawdFucACk wes rly sed becuz the hut gurl drupd hehm in hobo hum Thats where he belongs, fwack that guy. Heayh deasyscided thyut he shaouwld veshsit meryo th lesbin. ShawdFucKASSAD hed sewax weth meryo and luhi, sEhDwackTheFwacks dhaldo is burkn now, how easths shwaduw the headshpsuh will find a nawiys dilhdo nuw?
ShadWufCK had no money to buy another DEahIlDO off the toy ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) store
"mfw when i dont have money to buy a deahldo :("
Sheduw deaycided dis is tu muc fur his nipples to handle so he comited sudoku
de end xddddddddd