PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE ATTORNEY : TURNABOUT DUOLINGO
one day phoenix was in computer class in lawyer school when ronnie joice came to him
"phoenix stop writing shitty fanfiction" because phoenix was writing ace attorney fanfictions and putting them in a hidden folder in his school network. its an amazing idea because i do it too for our SECRET FANFIC CLUB so dont tell anyone.
"sorry what were we doing" said phoenix as he was uploading ace attorneys in the woods chapter 8
"your supposed to be doing german on a website called duolingus" said juice
"oh shit ok"
"there is absolutely no need to swear in my class fuckhead"
"oops sorry" phoenix left the fanfic folder and went to the website
"translate ja" said doulingu
"yeah" typed phoenix
"u r rong" said duolingo
"WAT" screamed phoenix "OBJECTION!"
suddenly phoenix was back in court and juicey was the prosector
"wtf traitor" said phoenix
"phoenix you have commited an awful crime that is CALLING A WEBSITE OUT ON BS!" shouted ron in a fit of raging.
"no i have not and i will proof it." said phoenix
"i call my witness to the stand duolonger" said juicey and duoburger came to the stand and said
"haha your doomed phoenix your gonna get the chair" said duoringtone
"no im not ill prove you are the killer" said phoenix
"well see about that" said duoling
"ok just testify" said juice
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"foenix was doing the german quiz when he did a question cald "translate ja" he said yeah but thats wrong"
"OBJECTION!" shouted phoenix and he presented his german english dictionary "it says here that ja meens yes AND yeah so IM WRITE!"
"but" said duolonger
"OJBECTION!" shouted juycey "google translate only says yes"
phoenix slammed de thesk
"OBJECTION GOOGLE CANT TRANSLATE FOR SHIT!"
"OBJECION ITS A ONLINE DICTIONARY AND DUOLINGER IS AN ONLINE WEBSITE SO ITS RIGHT" sed juicy "witness do you agree"
"yeah" sed duolingo
"(THIS IS MY CHANCE I CAN TURN THINGS AROUND)" thought phoenix "OBECTIUN YOU JUST SAID YEAH!"
"WHAT I MEAN UHHHHH YEAH MEANS NO!" shouted duolis in desperate panic
pheonix slammed the desk "so you DONT agree"
"no uhm uhhhhh yeah means uhhhh FACE!"
pheonix pointed "so you FACE agree?!"
"AGH BUT I DO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed dogliter and A MASSIVE EXPLOSION BLEW UP THE COURT LIKE IN DUAL DESTINIES BUT WITHOUT THE ANIME CRAP!
"the court finds the defendant phoenix wright NOT GUILTY" said udgey
THE END