Disclaimer: well, I don't own Hellsing, cause...this is just a a fan-fiction, a part of one at least,my friend and I couldn't wait to get to this part in the fan-fiction and decided to put it up here to get comments on it, for all those who are confused.
BTW: This story is based on and idea from the story by Relics, called Laundry.
"Attention class!"
Everyone in the room was already completely silent, but Zoe felt that being a teacher, saying these words were necessary.
"Today, we're going to learn how to do laundry! Instead of using spiffified new Washing Machines, we're going to use one of the older versions. Now I know some of you already KNOW how to do laundry, but it doesn't matter, cause I'm still going to teach you how." Zoe walked over to the washing machine.
"Now,this is a washing machine, it's what we do laundry in. First you turn it on!"
Walter, who was sitting at a 'desk' as were the others, interrupted her to say, "No, you put the clothes in the washer first."
"What? Heh, right! Of course, just a little...test...yeah. Well FIRST you put in the clothes!" Zoe piled in the pile of clothes that was near by.
"THEN you add this much soap!"
"Erm, Miss Zoe?"
"Yes, Monocle Man?"
"I do believe you're supposed to turn the washer on, to the correct cycle, and then add the soap, while the water is running."
"...Right.I knew that also. Well you do that and then you put in the Downy...or whatever thingy that you have that is similar to the Downy stuff."and with that, Zoe shut the lid to the washing machine and set the type of load.(Heavy, Normal, Light,etc.)
"Oh! Yes, don't forget to set how heavy the load is! Now that you've all seen how to do it, I'm going to pair you up and you're going to try doing laundry on your own."
And so Zoe paired everyone up, except Walter, cause he already knew what to do.
"Monocle Man, you get to sit there and be happy."
" I'm overjoyed to..."
Things were actually going quite well...until it exploded.
Now you probably all know what 'it' is, but you probably DON'T know which one 'it' is.
-BOOM-
Walter sat there, cleaning off his Monocle, completely drenched.
"Did I forget to mention that you put a little to much soap in?"
"I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT!"
Everyone else in the room was drenched as well, and everyone was slightly confused.
"...don't look at me like that, man with the hair!" Zoe exclaimed, pointing at a glaring Alucard, "I was just doing that to show you what...NOT...to do! So go do the right thing and do laundry correctly!"
In the background Walter let out a sigh, squeezing the water out of his tie.(HAH! IT RHYMES! 10 POINTS FOR ME!)
-BOOM!-
-BOOM!-
-BOOM!-
-BOOM!-
"HAH!Monocle Man! I'm not the only one who fucked up!SCREW YOU INTEGRA! YOU'RE DOING YOUR OWN LAUNDRY FROM NOW ON!"