Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter eventhough I wished I did. They only things I own are.. well not really own since they're based on real people.. ANYWAY: T., Heisha, Pochy and Elm. might have miss one person
Warning:
Yaoi pairing.. well a stupid pairing anyway..
Author's Ranting:
Trukie was the one that wrote the original version and I just added some things, I was talking with her about this place and she asked me if I could put it here. The story isn't supposed to be perfect.. its just something that we did for fun.
Draco is a loser here! XD Sorry for all you psyco fans of him out there. Oh and the duude-a and sweet-a part was taken from "Dude, Where's my car?".
Pipi Le Potè and The Floating Bikinis
Chapter 1
Pipi Le Potè (Harry Potter) and Ron Whisky (Ron Weasley) are in the library. They are practicing their Wingardium Leviosa because it is too poor. When Harry and Ron are about to say it well, something happens.
Hermione- Oh no!!!
Harry & Ron- What's wrong?!?!
-Hermione blushes- Nothing!
Ron- Hummm... are you sure?
Harry- Look! There are some bikinis with flowers on it floating all around in here!
Hermione- Well, guys, those are mine...
Ron- hahaha!
Harry- Ron shut up!, we gotta get them as soon as we can...
Ron & Hermione- Yeah! Let's go!
Then they were running over the hallways... but suddenly.. Percy appeared.
Percy- Hey, hey! Slow Down! What's wrong?
Harry- 'Mione is in trouble.
Percy- What kind of trouble?
Hermione- My bikinis are stuck all around the hallways, and we gotta get them back!
Percy- I can help..and T. can too
T. is Trukie. She is from Gryffindor, but she was supposed to be in Slytherin, she didn't wanted to be there because people would call her a girl from Slut-her-in.
T.- Hey, sure I can...
Percy- Thanks
Jossie- I can too!
T. Let's get back in action!
Jossie- We look like a movie...
Harry- Right this way!
They are running thru the hallways and they find a secret passage, where they also find George and Lee kissing.
Fred- -imitation a girlish voice- Lee you cheated on me!! With my own twin...-bitch slaps him-
Lee- Woah.. I though he was you..whispering but I should have known since he kisses better than you..
Ignoring the display in front of them and Ron's 'I want to puke' look they kept running.
Harry- Aha! Malfoy, get your pants off from this!
Draco- Yeah, Potter is back. I think you are looking for those. T! What a deception! I though you liked me!
T. - Yeah right! Draco, could you please shut up! We are trying to get those nasty thingies...
Draco- Where are those two dorks when you need them... -grabs T. hands-
T. - Let go!
Harry, Ron and Hermione run all over the place, while Percy is fighting with Draco. Soon, the prefect from Hufflepuff sees them...
Prefect- Woah, woah.. slow down.
Heisha- Why do we have to?!?!
Harry- Please we are in a hurry.
Prefect- I noticed... -has a bikini on his face-
Hermione- How embarrasing! I'm so sorry...
Heisha- haha!
Prefect- Catch those smelly things...
They're running as fast as they can while Malfoy and Percy are..
Percy- Malfoy you'll be so grounded...
Draco- Who are you? My momma? Or my daddy?
T.- Malfoy, fuck off! Percy and Draco looks astonished
Percy- Lets get outta here!
Draco- Never! You'll never b happy.. you gotta choose from Penelope or T.
Percy- T!
T- Well, Penelope has been your girlfriend for some years...
Percy- Who cares? Let's help these idiots...
T and Percy are running at the hallways... while Harry, Hermione and Ron are catching some nasty bikinis.
Harry-Oh no! The spell has covered a huge part from Hogwarts!
Pochy- What do we do now?
Ron- Now there are huge panties floating around! Ugh, nasty! They are from McGonagall!
Hermione- Well, I though mine were disgusting and embarrassing, but those win the competition.
Percy- Here you are!
T.-Ewww...what the hell is that?
Harry and Ron- McGonagalls panties.
Percy- In the years I studied in Hogwarts I did never saw such horrible thing!
T.- Hmmmm, those look like trash bags.
Hermione, Ron, Harry & Percy- hahaha!
Harry- No time for jokes. Lets get them!
T.- We could grab them with huge sticks after all they are really huge...
Harry- No jokes! Let's find a spell. Hermione, what do you got in mind?
Hermione- My most embarrassing moment ever...
Pochy- You should feel happy...
Harry- I'm talking about spells.
T. I got one, Impedimenta!, which slows a object down.
Harry- Its working!
Hermione- Oh..oh..hi Mrs.McGonagall...
McGonagall- What is this supposed to be?! You aren't supposed to use spells without supervision!
T.-I'm sorry, I tried to help hermione catch her underwear.
McGonagall- Mrs. Trukie I am so dissapointed at you...
T.- I know.
McGonagall- ...but I am also thankful with you... you all tried to help us...let's go and rescue this before it gets bigger.
Ron-The panties get bigger?!
Random student passing by- -Cast a spell to make them bigger Now they are.
All- ...
Ron- What..?
Harry- Lets just go.
So they ran all around the hallways, but then the doors from the dinner room are opening.
McGonagall: Shit...
-everyone stares at McGonagall suprised-
T.- Riight. -snapping out of it Trukie uses Locomotor Mortis to make people stop moving their legs-
Ron- It's working!
Percy- Duh, it has to work.
McGonagall- Boys and girls, I gotta go to dinner with Dumbledore.
All except Ron- Ok!
Ron: -cough-datewiththeeldery-cough-
But soon in the dining room Malfoy is feeling not so good.
Draco-o0o, I think I'm going to vomit!
Colin-Look at me Malfoy!
Draco- What?!?
-camera flashes-
Draco- Oh no you filthy little maggot!
Colin- I will send you a picture of you when you are puking soon!
T.- Really Malfoy, I think you should be in a circus.
Draco- First you leave me alone alone in exchange of the Weasley! Now you are making fun of me?!!
T.- Yep. this how it is supposed to be.. I curse ya!
T. leaves Draco alone, while Harry, Hermione, Ron, Percy and McGonagall are trying to figure out what can they do to stop the flying underwear.
Harry- Cath them! Hurry up you guys!
Ron-Why don't you try to help too?
Percy- Kids, stop fighting.
Harry and Ron- Yeah, just because you are older you don't have the privilege to talk to us like that, we are NOT kids!
Percy- Then, guys, stop fighting!
Both of them- You are the one who started it all!
Percy- Then my apoligies to both of you.
T.- Cute. Very cute. We should go now.
Hermione- Yeah!, let's go!
Percy- Hey look!
T.- What?
Percy- is that your wand Ron?
Ron-Yeah, and that is Harry's one.
Harry- I wonder how they came here.
Percy- Someone must have brought them here.
Draco-Yeah, very good, W-E-A-S-L-E-Y, I am the one.
T.: -sings I'm the One from Rancid and NoFx I am the one!-
Draco- Huh?!?!
Hermione- So you were the one who did this!
Draco- Hey, the filthy mudblood is learning.
T.- We all know what you are up to. So leave us alone!
Draco- My deception because of you!
T.- That IS G-O-O-D!
Percy- Malfoy it's not my fault that I am hot and you are not.
Draco- -scoff-Well I can still have a chance with Pansy.
T.- You know why I left you? Because you cheated on me with Pansy.
Draco- That's UNTRUE you know...
T. whatever, Percy is HOT and COMPREHENSIVE.
Em- Hey guys, what's up?
Elm is from Gryffindor. She's Trukie's best friend and she has a crush on Oliver Wood.
T.- So Elm, can you help us with this thingie?
Elm- What thingie?
T.- Hermione's and McGonagall's bikinis are floating all around because of Malfoy fault.
Elm- Sure Sweet-a.
T.- Thanks Duude-a.
Percy- What? What do you mean with SWEET-A and DUUDE-A?!?!