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Disclaimer: I wish but I don't own it.

A/N: I'm working on several stories, all Channy ones but I'll probably only post a couple of them but this is just an idea that popped into my head, and this is going to be a short story compared to the others, so yeah, this is about Portlyn and Tawni joining forces to get Sonny and Chad together.

Information: This was originally going to be a long Oneshot but then I realized that I could stretch it out, add more detail and make it into a story so that is what I'm doing! Tawni and Portlyn barely have anything in common. However, they're both sick of seeing Chad and Sonny playing the moving-forward-moving-backwards-moving-forward dance of a relationship and decide to take matters into their own hands... Channy.
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Chapter 1

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"Good!"

"Good!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

Tawni Hart rolled her eyes as she heard Chad Dylan Cooper and Sonny Monroe argue for the millionth time that week, a moment later, Sonny charged into the room, looking aggravated.

"What were you arguing about this time?" Tawni rolled her eyes at the brunette co-star. "How much you love each other?"

Sonny looked at her in shock, "W-what? Are you crazy? Chad and I don't love each other."

Tawni sighed, Sonny was supposed to be smart for Pete sake! "Sonny, we've been… fr… acquaintances for nearly a whole year now, okay? You're a very open person, which means its easy to read you, anyone who spends one day with you would be able to tell that you and Chad like each other. I mean, look what happened with Selena Gomez."

"She was wrong!" Sonny's voice had gone all high-pitched but she quickly deepened it, "She was wrong."

"Yeah because saying 'If I want to like you, I will' to each other and you admitting that you like his sparkly eye stroke eyes and he admitting that he thinks you have pretty hair clearly shows that you don't love each other." Tawni sneered sarcastically.

"It doesn't!"

"Does."

"Doesn't."

"Does. Okay? You like Chad and Chad likes you!"

"Look, Tawni, I don't. I hate Chad, okay? All we do is argue, I mean, we spend about ninety-seven percent of our time arguing. He hates me, I hate him. We're not even friends!"

"I think you are friends and I think that you love each other. Yeah, ninety-seven percent of the time, his a jerk to you but to everyone else, his a jerk one hundred percent of the time! And what about the three percent when his nice to you?"

"I don't-"

"You do. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to go and get some frozen yoghurt!" Turning on her heel, Tawni flounced out the room.

As she made her way into the cafeteria, she smacked right into Portlyn Coast who shot her a dirty look and Tawni returned it.

"Look…"

Tawni frowned as she passed the brunette girl and glanced at her in surprise, "Are you talking to… me?"

"Yes." Portlyn struggled to continue, "Your Sonny Monroe's best friend here in Hollywood, aren't you?"

Tawni opened and closed her mouth, she'd never admit it to Sonny but it did kind of feel that way, "Sort of. Why?"

"Well, Chad is my best friend."

"So?"

Portlyn twiddled with her hair, looking uncomfortable, "Does Sonny like Chad?"

Tawni smiled, "Yes! Finally, someone else has noticed! Does Chad like Sonny?!"

Portlyn grinned, "He does. I mean, I had suspicions when we did that dumb musical chairs things and he was all like 'Aw man, that looks really serious, we'd better get you to a doctor, here, take my hand.' That was when the suspicion started and then he dressed up as that weird beard guy just so she wouldn't get embarrassed, then he was sooo disappointed when she told him that she wasn't going to his party, and then-"

"Then he got so jealous when she went on the date with James, I mean, that was actually kind of sweet about how jealous he was and how he agreed to be her fake date! And they danced together at the prom thing, and then he took her to Lookout Mountain – did you know, I snuck in the back of the car and hid under a blanket so I could spy on them? I wanted to see what'd happen-"

"Anyone would've." Portlyn agreed. "And then that thing with Selena Gomez-"

"I think we could probably go on for ages." Tawni nodded, "Why can't they both just put their pride aside, for goodness sake? I think they argue to let out their… their…"

"Their sexual frustration?" Portlyn suggested and Tawni chuckled.

"Sounds about right." Tawni giggled and then she realized she was laughing with her enemy and Portlyn seemed to realize it at the same time, they stared at each other in shock.

"Okay, I have a plan but I need your help."

"Excuse me?" Tawni frowned,

"Look, I know we're enemies. You are the Portlyn of So Random."

"And you're the Tawni of Mackenzie Falls." Tawni growled back,

"Whatever but I'm sick of hearing the stupid Fine, fine, good, good, fine, fine thing from them! It actually makes me want to clunk their heads together. I want to get them together, will you help me?"

"Sure but how?"

"I don't know, that's why I'm asking you for help."

Tawni chewed on her perfectly lip-glossed lips before snapping her fingers, "Spin the bottle!"

At the same time, Portlyn yelled, "Lock them in a closet!"

"Or I could tell Sonny to go somewhere but won't tell her why and you can tell Chad to go to the same place but don't tell him why!" Tawni suggested.

"Or we could go on like a triple date! No, wait I prefer your idea better." Portlyn murmured.

"I have an idea. How about we have three phases, phase one will be the telling them to go somewhere, phase two could be spin the bottle and phase three will be locking them in a closet!"

"I like it." Portlyn agreed, "So, I'll book a table for Shotgun – you know, that fancy restaurant? – and I'll tell Chad to go there at eight, and then you tell Sonny to go there too!"

"Yeah! Book it under Channy." Tawni suggested and Portlyn looked confused, "It's the next Brangelina." She explained with a smile.

"Fine. Okay, phase one is going into plan. We need to call it something. Like, Operation…"

"Operation Stag and Doe?"

"Stag and doe? That's the best you can come up with?"

"Well, you come up with one then!"

"Well, we'll call it OSAD for now but do we agree that it's a working title?"

Portlyn pouted before nodding. She took out her cell and called a number, "Hi, I'd like to book a table for eight pm, please. For two. Can you book it under Channy please. Thank you. Goodbye."

"Well, that's the first part done…" Tawni murmured, "Now we just need to work out how to get Chad and Sonny there. What are we going to say? I suppose we could just say a blind date…"

"But Chad would never agree to a blind date." Portlyn explained. "He'll think it's some psychotic fan."

"Well, I'll tell Sonny it's my… cousin, Chet, and you can tell Chad that it's your cousin called Sammy! Just tell him that she's a model or something, he'll fall for it."

"Maybe. Looks like his is really going to happen." Portlyn looked kind of startled.

"We won't tell anyone that we're doing this, right?"

"Of course not! Besides, that'll also admit to hanging out with you."

"I'm going to ignore that remark. You know, we should book another table and spy on them!"

"Good idea. Hey, do you have any walkie-talkies?"

"Somewhere, yeah. Why?"

"Well, I saw we bring that. Look, a plan is forming in my mind. We each spy on our person before the date, and during the date we'll sit on a table nearby but after the date, we both spy on them after."

"Yeah and if they go do something after the meal, then we should separate so we need the walkie-talkies."

"Wear all black so we blend."

"What about balaclava's?!"

"I think that's going a bit far."

"I guess… what about war paint?"

"You know, Shotgun is a fancy restaurant?"

"Okay, I have more to the plan. We wear all black before and after and war paint after but during the restaurant, we wear black dresses!"

"I like it. Okay, I'll book a second table."

The two girls smirked, "You know, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship."

"Who'd have thought it?"

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I actually kind of enjoyed writing this chapter, I think I'll like this story, please review and tell me if you like or hate! The next chapter is a lot longer.
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