Hullo Hullo! Back at it again with a new story! But there's a bit of a twist this time 'round...

It's the Avengers, TF2 style!

Disclaimer: I do not own Team Fortress 2.

Jeremy is just your average Mailman by day, and the hyperactive superhero Bonk-Boy...Also by day. Can Bonk-Boy face dastardly villains, while delivering the mail on time for once? Will he ever get a date with his boss, Miss Pauline?

"Oh yeah!" He cheered proudly as he stood in the bright sunlight.

Bonk-Boy, the Defender of the CP had arrived!

He leaped from rooftop to rooftop, as though the gaps between were like small hurdles. When his jumping alone couldn't push him far enough, he'd fire the Soda Popper to give him a launching burst.

He was unstoppable! He was incredible! He was-!

Bonk-Boy's pager went off in his pocket, startling him.

He was late! Late for work!

He clumsily landed on the ground, and raced away from the scene.

He was in so much trouble.

Jeremy changed out of his costume, out of breath and out of luck.

"Dammit! Where the hell is Scout?!" Snapped Miss Pauline.

"H-Here!" Called Jeremy, panting and slumping down in exhaustion. "For once in your life, be on time dammit! you got a lot of work to do!" She scolded him. She then pointed at the massive pile of mail Jeremy had neglected to deliver on time. "Yes, Ma'am." He mumbled dejectedly. Jeremy then took a bag, and stuffed as many letters and papers as the bag could possibly contain.

(Jeremy Scout-RED Scout, Scooty Scoot, Messenger's Mailbag, No Headphones, Blizzard Britches.)

Jeremy only wanted one thing in life: A relationship with Miss Pauline. To Jeremy, the woman was the most beautiful thing he'd ever laid eyes upon. The only problem? She was his boss, and she was strict beyond belief. She'd never ease up on him, let him into her life.

But in the end, that never really mattered to Jeremy Scout.

Jeremy hopped on his scooter, and rode off to do his job. He was so bored of his job, all he did was take this thing to that place. Baseball was a profession that Jeremy always longed for, but seeing as how he never got into tryouts? Jeremy didn't want to remember the crushing embarrassment.

But then, of course, there was his big secret.

Jeremy amazed himself with how he managed to keep his alter-ego a secret for so long. Bonk-Boy, The Defender of CP! If only everyone knew who he was, he'd get the respect he deserved! It was harder to balance out risking life and limb, and be average, than to do one or the other.

Some time had passed, it was already past lunchtime.

Something finally happened!

A massive explosion came from a bank nearby Jeremy. Police were all on the scene, trying to negotiate. Hostages were terrified, no doubt. Of course, none of this was getting anywhere.

Time to do something awesome.

Jeremy parked his scooter, locked it, and raced into a nearby alley.

One trade secret about Jeremy's special mailbag, was that it wasn't just a mailbag: It also stored his super-costume, he always kept it within arms reach, just for this sort of occasion. Quickly, Jeremy donned his special, incredible, amazing costume.

"Oh yeah!" He shouted as he leaped into action.

(Bonk-Boy-RED Scout, Bonk Boy, Speedster's Spandex, Soda Popper, Caffeine Cooler, Winger, Atomizer, Long Fall Loafers.)

"Look! It's Bonk-Boy!" People cheered.

Bonk-Boy pulled a soda can out of his portable cooler, Bonk! Atomic Punch was the source of his superpowers. With a single sip, Bonk-Boy became jittery, and dashed into the bank in a flash of lightning.

Inside said bank...

"Peh-heh-heh-heeeeh!" Laughed Master Mind.

(Master Mind-BLU Engineer, Master Mind, Cute Suit, Cop Caller, Short Circuit, Giger Counter, Rescue Ranger, Pip-Boy.)

He had all the hostages, and was currently surrounded by cops. But best of all, he was the one in the bank! None of Brooklyn's "Boys in Blue" were brave enough to take even a step into the bank! It was priceless! Nobody had the balls to stop him!

Nobody, save one.

"Hey, brainiac!" Mocked Bonk-Boy.

"What the-! Where'd you come from, boy?!" Shouted Master Mind angrily. "Oh yeah, came in through the front, like a good citizen!" Retored Bonk-Boy. Master Mind growled, and pressed buttons on his Pip-Boy.

"I'm impressed! Not only did you manage to get mad, but you also got me impressed! What're you gonna do? Play a game of Atari on me?" Taunted the plucky superhero. Master Mind shouted, "I'll learn you some respect, boy! Try these!" He pressed on last button on his contraption. Suddenly, he then picked up several toolboxes, and threw them about the room. None of them did anything.

"Okay, I said I was impressed, but that's not gonna really do-!"

In a matter of seconds, each toolbox abruptly fell apart, and all of them turned into a vast array of weapons (Master Mind threw around at least 8 toolboxes, and all sentries are level 3 turrets.), each and every one of them all had laser points aimed right for Bonk-Boy.

"Okay, those might do something." Commented the very stunned Bonk-Boy.

Master Mind simply giggled as all the sentries trained their weapons upon Bonk-Boy. "That's what'cha git fer mocking me, B-Boy!" Retorted the villain. The sentries all opened fire, with a hailstorm of bullets and rockets. Bonk-Boy yelped as he ran around the room, praying that nothing would hit him. This left Master Mind is a fit of deranged laughter. Bonk-Boy jumped, dashed, and did everything he could not to end up full of holes.

He had to fight back, but how?! The bullets came too fast, he'd have no chance!

That's when Bonk-Boy remembered one of his fallback tricks. He ducked behind debris that seemed thick enough to give him momentary cover. Without a target, the sentries quickly went into scanning mode. "Dammit, boy! Come out here an' face it like a man!" Shouted Master Mind.

Bonk-Boy had discovered the sentries' weakness: If they couldn't see him, they couldn't lock onto him! Out of sight, out of mind! But it wouldn't take long for Master Mind to correct that error, and place more sentries. Bonk-Boy pulled out another Atomic Punch, still reeling from the last. It was dangerous for him to take too much at one time, if he did, he'd probably explode. He took several sips, rather than one this time, to gain extra speed.

He began to tremble a little, and in an instant, the world suddenly slowed in time around him.

Bullets that flew at .01 of a second, now seemed to move at the place of a turtle.

Bonk-Boy raced past them all.

Without a second to spare, the hyperactive hero pulled out his trademark Atomizer, and began to swing and smash every single sentry. By the time the effects of the Atomic Punch wore off, all the sentries were reduced to scrap.

Master Mind gasped, "What the-! How-?!" Bonk-Boy simply laughed in triumph. Master Mind growled even louder, as he pulled out a Rescue Ranger. While Bonk-Boy was distracted with his own ego, the villain raised his weapon and fired right at the hero.

A projectile, not unlike a needle, pierced Bonk-Boy's belly. "Ow!" He shouted as he recoiled from the attack. A large, injection needle-shaped bolt clung to the hero's belly. Despite his best attempts, Bonk-Boy couldn't remove the bolt. He could feel his power diminishing, Master Mind was sapping him!

Master Mind giggled as he cocked his gun for another shot.

Bonk-Boy gulped as he realized that he was powerless. He ran, but he was at an average speed, and much easier to hit. The hyper hero ducked behind a set of plants as Master Mind opened fire upon him. "C'mere, boy!" He snapped. Master Mind wanted to end this, right now.

Bonk-Boy had to think of something, and fast.

Oh yeah! Just because his couldn't use his powers, didn't mean he couldn't use his weapons. He smirked as he pulled out his trademark Soda Popper, and loaded it. Master Mind crept up upon the set of plants, ready to shoot Bonk-Boy in his face. Suddenly, Bonk-Boy shot out from his hiding spot, and leaped off the walls of the room. "Heh, got somethin' for ya!" Jeered Bonk-Boy, as he fired the Soda Popper at Master Mind.

Master Mind was too slow, and got knocked out cold by the blast.

"Hope you enjoy! Don't come back!" Ended Bonk-Boy.

The Police finally entered the Bank, knowing Bonk-Boy took care of the situation. After signing several autographs, Bonk-Boy raced back into the alley, changed, and got back on his scooter. Jeremy zoomed off, and no one was the wiser.

Later...

"I'm back! And I got all my deliveries down this time!" Exclaimed Jeremy with glee.

"Good to hear! Get ready, 'cause you're gonna get more mail to deliver. Let's hope you can deliver that on time!" Sassed Miss Pauline. Jeremy went to his desk, and sighed.

He then glimpsed into Miss Pauline's office. Miss Pauline was watching a news story, specifically, Bonk-Boy's latest exploit. He peaked as he watched her sigh and whisper, "He's so dreamy! What'll it take for me to make him mine?"

She then took notice of Jeremy.

"The hell're you doing? Get back to your desk! YOU HEARD AND SAW NOTHING!" She yelled.

Jeremy raced away, in order to avoid the woman's wrath. She hated his guts, but adored his alter-ego! He might be able to work this to his advantage...But first things first, if he was going to escape Miss Pauline's clutches, he needed to get back to delivery, fast!

Maybe being Bonk-Boy would finally pay off!

A/N: Hi guys! So, didja like the first edition of Bonk-Boy?

I've been thinking of some ideas for some more heroes and villains in this story, including the Teufort Knight, Beep Man, Bolt Boy, Alien Biomech, Lightning Lad, Triclops, Incinibot, Gas Guzzler...That's about it. If anyone has any suggestions, don't be afraid to tell me!

Next time: What's next? Who knows! It could be Foxtrot, Teufort Knight, I have no clue!

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