Clink: Hello everyone, this is my first Harvest Moon story. Also I'll probably only do stories based off of Animal Parade because besides A wonderful life that's the only one I have (and remember).

Clank: Yes he has terrible memory.

Clink: Oh yeah this be my alter Ego Clank, much of a jerk if you ask me.

Clank: that's because you're no fun.

Clink: I can be fun you know that! I'm the one who made the Authors otes idea!

Clank: But I make em funny!

Clink: Gah forget it. Also I got this idea off a manga I love 20 cookies to whoever can say it.

Clank: Oh one more thing, I named the main character Kale unless he has a name I don't know.

Kale loved many things in life, mostly female parts. Some people called him a fetish farmer because when he wasn't mining, farming, ranching, or fishing he was often seen oogling at woman.

HE moved from his hometown not just to help the harvest goddess but to hope to find his beloved parts that fit his personal description. Fortunetly he got more than he was expecting, it started off when he visited the Ocarina Inn…

"Kale! You need to hurry up, we need to help the Harvest Goddess!" Finn buzzed around Kale's head.

Kale sighed, "I would love to do that Finn but we can't go to the Garmon Mine district until Bo fixes the bridge and he can't do that because Mr. Hamilton won't give Bo his Tool set until I meet everyone in town because he's a douche."

"A douche?" Finn asked.

"It's nothing you need to know" Kale said trying to keep a straight face. "Ok so we meet Irene, Ozzie, and Simon. So next we should check the Inn.

Kale opened the door. "Heelllooooo…his words slurred as his eyes spied a cute blonde haired girl in an apron.

"Part identification: Ruby Lip, 2.5 inches long, half an inch thick. PERFECT!" Kale grinned with a wide smile.

"Ah…Kale what was that?" Finn asked with and blank expression.

Kale ignored Finn his sparkling eyes looking at the waitress.

"Uhh hello?" A gray haired man waved his hand in front of Kale.

"Hmm…Oh, sorry I didn't see you. Uh…Hi I'm Kale the new rancher."

The man smiled. "Jake, owner of the Inn."

Kale's eyes wandered towards the girl again, this time however she was watching the stove on the other side of the counter along with two other women.

Jake noticed his looking around him. "Oh, this is my wife Colleen, my mother Yolanda and my daughter Maya."

"…Huh? I was to busy looking at the cute girl cooking over their"

Jake laughed. "That's my daughter Maya."

"She has beautiful lips." Kale then sat down. Maybe I'll have what she's cooking.

Jake looked up. "Maybe this way we can evaluate her cooking"… he thought. "Sure why not."

"Maya, can you give Kale the dish you made."

Colleen and Yolanda both looked in awe at Kale. "You're a new a face. Are you some daredevil or something?" Colleen asked.

"No I'm the new rancher. I just came to meet everyone in town. Anyway Let's eat!" Kale licked his lips.

Everyone sweat dropped excluding Maya and Kale. "Ok Kale this is my first dish I made this afternoon. I made it with all my love~ she then kissed her hand presenting her dish. This looked like sewer water mixed with odd colored rocks.

"Uh…Kale this could be deadly…" Finn whispered.

"Nonsense Finn, she said she cooked it with love how bad could it be." He then shoveled mouthful after mouthful of the failed dish until the plate was clean.

"Yummy." Kale smiled and licked his lips.

Everyone again excluding Maya and Kale looked in awe. "Unbelievable, someone survived Maya's cooking." Colleen said.

Maya then became mad after hearing this. "Hey I'm not THAT bad of a cook it was probably the fire, lack of fire makes the food bad." She argued.

"Sounds more like an excuse to me." Yolanda said.

"But-But…"Maya stutters and begins to cry. "I try so hard…is it for nothing." She then wails out. "WAAAAAAH"

Everyone is shocked by Maya's sudden breakdown.

Kale then get's up ad hugs Maya. "Maya I loved the dish you made. It was delicious. He looked down at her. "Don't cry."

Maya's crying changed into soft whimpering. She wiped her tears and looked up at Kale and smiled. "T-Thank you, you're the only person that likes my cooking." She then leaned forward and kissed Kale on his cheek.

She blushed.

Kale's eyes glowed. "Kissed by the perfect lips…" he gleamed before waving goodbye to the cherry red Maya.

As he let Yolanda looked at Maya. "He's cute isn't Maya?" she teased.

Maya blushed redded and stomped her foot. "Stooooop…" she whined.

Finn buzzed around Kales blushing face. "So do you really like Maya's cooking?" he asked.

"It was ok not bad but not good either. But dang she's got the best lip's I've ever seen. She's so cute to." Kale grinned again. "Plus I got a kiss from those lips can't say I dislike that."

"Wait, so you only love Maya for her lips?"

Kale nodded. "Yeah something wrong with that?"

Finn stood silent. "No…but It might lead to some problems in the future…" Finn murmerd.

Clink: Well that was a lovely first chapter huh Clank?

Clank: Well I can't say I disliked it, so yeah it's ok to me. But uh…you still fail clink.

Clink: Why are you so mea to me!?

Clank: Because it's fun.