Things I Will Not Do At Hogwarts
AN: Its a random story/list. Just did it for fun. I put it under Katie and Marcus just in case :) Enjoy
Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter
1. Tell Ron I had a threesome with Hermione and Ginny.
Harry walked into the great hall and grinned when he saw Ron sitting at the Gryffindor table.
"Hey, Ron," Harry said happily.
"Hey, mate, what's up?"
"I have to tell you something."
"What is it?" Ron asked worriedly.
Harry leaned forward. "I had a threesome with Hermione and Ginny..."
Ron burst up clutching a knife. "You what? That's it! Kiss your discostick good-bye!"
Harry ran out of the great hall, past Ginny, laughing, with Ron running after him, yelling, "I'm cutting off your discostick, Harry!"
2. Ask Hermione what a discostick is.
Ginny walked into Hermione's room. "Hey, Hermione, what's a discostick?"
Hermione grinned. "Something Justin Bieber doesn't have..."
3. Ask Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet, and Katie Bell if they ever had a girl-on-girl-on-girl threesome together.
Ron walked towards to the three Gryffindor chasers who were standing outside the quidditch locker room.
"Hello, Angelina, Alicia, Katie."
"Hi," they said.
After a moments silence, Ron said, "Soooo... I been wondering... Have you three ever had a threesome together?"
"Nooo comment..." Angelina said blushing with her two friends...
4. Sunbathe on the Quidditch Pitch in a bikini, as an attempt to seduce Marcus Flint.
Katie whistled a small tune as she walked onto the quidditch pitch in a red and gold bikini, with a towel under her arm. When she got to the center of the field, she laid the towel on grass and laid down, looking up at the Slytherin Quidditch Captain flying above.
Marcus looked down and saw a half-naked girl laying on the center of the field. Is that... Bell? He flew a little lower and his thoughts were confirmed.
"Hi, Flint!" Katie said waving at him.
"What are you doing?"
"Sunbathing."
"Why?"
"Its a beautiful day. Care to join me, Flint? You can put sun lotion on my back and... Anywhere else you can think of..."
Marcus tried to hide his blush. "You're fourteen, Bell."
Katie shrugged. "So?"
What the?
Katie rolled onto her stomach. "I have the sun lotion. Come down when your ready."
"I have to go, Bell," Marcus said growing hot, then hastily flying away.
Katie grinned. This was a great― AHHHHH!
5. Nor will I do it when bludgers are around...
6. I will not challenge Malfoy in an Angry Birds contest.
"Hey! Malfoy!"
"What do you want, Potter?"
"I bet I can beat you in a Angry Birds contest!"
"You're challenging me to an Angry Birds contest? I'll beat you hands down!"
"Bring it on!"
20 Minutes Later...
"Potter, Malfoy! Put the birds away! You both have dentension for two weeks!"
7. Playing Angry Birds in McGonagall's class is not a good idea.
8. Neither is writing, "McGonagall pawned me at Angry Birds" 500 times.
9. Dressing up as a monkey and banana and running through Snape's class.
"That's self-explanatory," Hermione said to applying a cooling potion to Fred and George's burns. "Why did you two do that anyway?"
Fred turned to George before saying, Because it was awesome!"
10. Stare intently at Graham Montague, feeling up Angelina in McGonagall's class.
Alicia, Fred, George, and Lee watched in amazement, a long with the rest of the class, as Montague placed a hand on Angelina's knee and started making it's way up to Angelina's thigh.
The class leaned forward as his hand got even closer. Pretty soon it was up her skirt, and the whole class fell out of their chairs. McGonagall turned around facing the class and saw them on the floor staring at Angelina and Montague in shock.
McGonagall rolled her eyes. "Mr. Montague, Ms. Johnson, whatever you two are doing together, maybe you should do it in the back of the class, instead of upfront where everyone has a good view."
Angelina and Graham blushed...
AN: See told you it was random :)