Kimahri not always hornless. Big brother break horn. Kimahri mad.
Kimahri was beaten by big brown stick when brother beat Kimahri. Kimahri
very mad. Kimahri no say brother win. Brother very mad. Snap, horn goes
off and he call Kimahri hornless. Kimahri then go and protect Yuna while
wearing Ronso thong because big strong man say go protect Yuna or you will
be dead because people hate Ronso...then Kimahri forget.
Yuna one day fall out of Shoopuf. Kimahri laugh. Big Ha Ha came from Kimahri. Then Yuna come and says Fun! She jump in, Kimahri worried. Kimahri decides that Yuna having fun, until she gets eaten by big beasty fish. Kimahri uses pointy stick to poke fish. Kimahri have fun. Kimahri poke so many fish, Yuna have to send them, and not finish until a day later. Kimahri bored.
Kimahri was alone with Yuna. Kimahri turn feminine. Kimahri get carried away with hair. Kimahri decides to braid Yuna's hair. Yuna keep one locket braided with blue ribbon thing around it. Says its for Kimahri. If something for Kimahri, Kimahri better eat it. Or poke it. Kimahri then decides to braid own hair. Kimahri find out, if you use Shoopuf Shampoo, it makes it pretty. That is why Kimahri have such fluffy hair.
One day, Yuna watch big blitz ball game. One man go Hello ya, ya eh? Eh ya eh ya you know? Kimahri look at his hair. Kimahri thinks, that man uses Shoopuf Shampoo like girl! Ha ha came from Kimahri. Man goes Eh? Whats so funny ya? Is it my hair, you know? Kimahri stay silent, too afraid strange orange man find out about Kimahri's secret Shoopuf Shampoo. Man goes We tried our best, ya? Haven't one a game in ten years, eh? Kimahri make big Ha Ha sound. Orange man get mad.
Orange man named Whack ka. Kimahri no like Whack ka. Whack ka has young brother name Shampoo. Then Lulu come, she have big boobie and not afraid of it. She wears coat that goes below her big boobies and Kimahri wonder why she bend down after she kill a fiend. Then Shampoo dies because Sin eats him. Uh oh, Kimahri worried. Whack ka is going to find another Shampoo. Then one day Yuna decides she want to die. She goes, I want to be summoner. Kimahri go, oh no. Yuna please. Do not go. Kimahri will be sad. Yuna goes Summoner make Kimahri happy. If Yuna what Kimahri happy, she gives him Ronso treat.
One day orange man bring Meg Ryan into temple. Kimahri mad. Kimahri want to smack orange man's head of his head...neck...thing. Kimahri saw You Got Mail. Kimahri want to kill Meg Ryan for that. Kimahri catch Yuna when she fall because fayth drugged her. Kimahri have to smack her till she wakes up. Lulu goes no good Kimahri, you need a bat. Yuna wakes up before then.
Kimahri decides to kill Meg Ryan for fun. Kimahri hides in path. Kimahri hides in path for seventeen hours. What take Yuna so long? Kimahri ask himself. Kimahri need food, water, and pee. Finally, Meg Ryan come. Kimahri so anxious he run on wall and fall down and then digs nails and punches ground and goes ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. Stupid Meg Ryan takes out sword and she wants to fight me, so Kimahri poker her down and she cry and then Yuna is like no Kimahri, I want to be a lesbian too, so Kimahri says sorry and follows Yuna.
Yuna one day fall out of Shoopuf. Kimahri laugh. Big Ha Ha came from Kimahri. Then Yuna come and says Fun! She jump in, Kimahri worried. Kimahri decides that Yuna having fun, until she gets eaten by big beasty fish. Kimahri uses pointy stick to poke fish. Kimahri have fun. Kimahri poke so many fish, Yuna have to send them, and not finish until a day later. Kimahri bored.
Kimahri was alone with Yuna. Kimahri turn feminine. Kimahri get carried away with hair. Kimahri decides to braid Yuna's hair. Yuna keep one locket braided with blue ribbon thing around it. Says its for Kimahri. If something for Kimahri, Kimahri better eat it. Or poke it. Kimahri then decides to braid own hair. Kimahri find out, if you use Shoopuf Shampoo, it makes it pretty. That is why Kimahri have such fluffy hair.
One day, Yuna watch big blitz ball game. One man go Hello ya, ya eh? Eh ya eh ya you know? Kimahri look at his hair. Kimahri thinks, that man uses Shoopuf Shampoo like girl! Ha ha came from Kimahri. Man goes Eh? Whats so funny ya? Is it my hair, you know? Kimahri stay silent, too afraid strange orange man find out about Kimahri's secret Shoopuf Shampoo. Man goes We tried our best, ya? Haven't one a game in ten years, eh? Kimahri make big Ha Ha sound. Orange man get mad.
Orange man named Whack ka. Kimahri no like Whack ka. Whack ka has young brother name Shampoo. Then Lulu come, she have big boobie and not afraid of it. She wears coat that goes below her big boobies and Kimahri wonder why she bend down after she kill a fiend. Then Shampoo dies because Sin eats him. Uh oh, Kimahri worried. Whack ka is going to find another Shampoo. Then one day Yuna decides she want to die. She goes, I want to be summoner. Kimahri go, oh no. Yuna please. Do not go. Kimahri will be sad. Yuna goes Summoner make Kimahri happy. If Yuna what Kimahri happy, she gives him Ronso treat.
One day orange man bring Meg Ryan into temple. Kimahri mad. Kimahri want to smack orange man's head of his head...neck...thing. Kimahri saw You Got Mail. Kimahri want to kill Meg Ryan for that. Kimahri catch Yuna when she fall because fayth drugged her. Kimahri have to smack her till she wakes up. Lulu goes no good Kimahri, you need a bat. Yuna wakes up before then.
Kimahri decides to kill Meg Ryan for fun. Kimahri hides in path. Kimahri hides in path for seventeen hours. What take Yuna so long? Kimahri ask himself. Kimahri need food, water, and pee. Finally, Meg Ryan come. Kimahri so anxious he run on wall and fall down and then digs nails and punches ground and goes ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. Stupid Meg Ryan takes out sword and she wants to fight me, so Kimahri poker her down and she cry and then Yuna is like no Kimahri, I want to be a lesbian too, so Kimahri says sorry and follows Yuna.