Kit: Kit here! Hey all, I've learned that short funny fics don't get
many reviews but the reviews they do get are relatively good, so I thought,
well, why not write a lot of different short funny fics instead of just
focusing on just one? Other than this I have the Kit's Talk-Show series and
Power-Puff Yamis and another in the making, Adventures in Magikville. I
wrote this a while ago with pictures I downloaded off the Internet to
"illustrate" it. Naturally you can't post pictures on ff.net but the
captions next to the pictures were too funny to go so I just put
\\PPPPPPP// where the picture should be. Anyway you get the idea and if you
don't, I'll explain it in the ending author's note. This is Yugi's diary,
and my friend White Rider/Radagast the Brown (he has two aliases) says he
wants to do Bakura's diary but I don't know if he will or not. I'll inform
you if he does.
Yugi: OK, OK. Stop with the formalities!
Yami: Exactly. Why're you being so serious, Kit?
Kit: I'm not being serious! I'm just not being silly!
Yami: Case in point.
Kit: One more thing: I'm a Yami/Tea fan but since this fic is about Yugi and I don't want to have his heart totally stomped on, I think it's going to be Yugi/Tea. Please when you review tell me which couple you prefer of the two so I can decide based on a majority of votes.
Tea: And PLEASE don't write "Well I can't tell you which I like better because I'm a Seto/Tea fan" or anything like that.
Joey: Pretend this is a life-or-death situation and you have to choose either Yami/Tea or Yugi/Tea or you'll be killed.
Tristan: . right. Kit is also using Japanese names in this fic. I'm Honda, Tea is Anzu, Yugi is Yuugi, Bakura Ryou is Ryou Bakura, Joey is Jonouchi "Jono," Grandpa is Sugoroku Muto (but we call him Grandpa), Serenity is Shizuka, and. that's it!
Kit: OK, disclaimer time!
Yami Bakura: I OWN THE WORLD! MWAHAHA!!! I WILL CAPTURE ALL THE MILLENNIUM ITEMS AND BRING THE WORLD TO ITS KNEES! BOW BEFORE ME, ARROGANT PHARAOH!
Yami: ::wacks Y. Bakura with a jackhammer::
Bakura: Kit doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! But she does own her Seto Kaiba dolls which she burns religiously every time Heart of the Cards or the Face Off saga is reran on TV to honor her hatred of Seto Kaiba. She also wishes me to inform you that there is a bare minimum of Seto Kaiba-bashing in this fic mostly because he is not involved.
Kaiba: WHAT???? WHY AM I NOT INVOLVED???
Kit: Yugi, please tell Mr. Kaiba that he is not involved because he is a grade-A moron and should be locked up for all its worth.
Yugi: Kaiba, Kit says -
Kaiba: ALL RIGHT ALREADY!
July 5, Saturday, 7:34 A.M. - The car
Well here I am, sitting in the backseat of my grandfather's car at 7:30 in the morning watching the rain drench the windows as we wait for Jono, Honda, and Bakura to finish loading up the car.
Why couldn't we be on our way at 3:30 P.M. on a sunny, warm afternoon?
Oh well. It's not the end of the world or anything.
I take that back, I think. I'm normally not this cynical - at least not around people - but Grandpa did say he got me this book to record me feelings in.
. well, OK, then. Here's what I feel:
WHY ME???
We're on a road trip to the ocean. I should be happy. I love the ocean. Bakura's thrilled - he used to do a lot of surfing in Australia; he says he'll teach me when we get there. Jono and Honda are going on about the hot babes in bikinis (although this is really ticking off Anzu, who's more interested in the big water park we're going to go to), and Grandpa's looking forward to rest and relaxation. It's going to be so much fun. Swimming, joking around, surfing, eating, sleeping.
I wish I could pack up my bags and move to New Guinea.
All I want is to be left alone for a little while. I've got to sort things out with my yami. How can I do that with Jono and Honda pretending to die outside the car because the raindrops are acidic like they're doing now, and with Anzu, Shizuka, and Miho shouting at them to shut it and act like civilized people since those girls seemingly cannot?
I can't. That's how.
\\PPPPPPP// - All of us, minus Grandpa, Shizuka Katsuya, and Miho Nozaka, which means it's really just Honda Hiroto, Anzu Mazaki, Yuugi Muto (me), Jonouchi Katsuya, and Ryou Bakura.
Kit: Well, that was chap one! I know, I know, that was short, but c'mon! How long do you think he's going to spend writing in his diary? I hope you figured out that this was Yugi's diary. I mean, you must be a real lame-o if you didn't cuz I also wrote it in the first author's note. Anyway today's \\PPPPPPP// was a picture of Bakura, Joey, Tristan, Yugi, and Tea all standing around the Millennium Puzzle. I believe I got it off kingyugi.com but I'm not absolutely sure. R/R!
Tea: I have one question for you, Yugi: Why New Guinea? Why not Alaska or some place nice?
Yugi: Is Alaska nice?
Tea: There are walruses there! Walruses always make a place nice! And penguins!
Bakura: Actually there aren't any penguins in Alaska. They're all in Antarctica.
Tea: Oh, what do you know? ::wacks Bakura on the head::
Bakura: ::whimpers:: Yami-me!!! Hurt Tea!
Y. Bakura: Glad too! (begins chasing Tea around)
Kit: G'night.
Yugi: OK, OK. Stop with the formalities!
Yami: Exactly. Why're you being so serious, Kit?
Kit: I'm not being serious! I'm just not being silly!
Yami: Case in point.
Kit: One more thing: I'm a Yami/Tea fan but since this fic is about Yugi and I don't want to have his heart totally stomped on, I think it's going to be Yugi/Tea. Please when you review tell me which couple you prefer of the two so I can decide based on a majority of votes.
Tea: And PLEASE don't write "Well I can't tell you which I like better because I'm a Seto/Tea fan" or anything like that.
Joey: Pretend this is a life-or-death situation and you have to choose either Yami/Tea or Yugi/Tea or you'll be killed.
Tristan: . right. Kit is also using Japanese names in this fic. I'm Honda, Tea is Anzu, Yugi is Yuugi, Bakura Ryou is Ryou Bakura, Joey is Jonouchi "Jono," Grandpa is Sugoroku Muto (but we call him Grandpa), Serenity is Shizuka, and. that's it!
Kit: OK, disclaimer time!
Yami Bakura: I OWN THE WORLD! MWAHAHA!!! I WILL CAPTURE ALL THE MILLENNIUM ITEMS AND BRING THE WORLD TO ITS KNEES! BOW BEFORE ME, ARROGANT PHARAOH!
Yami: ::wacks Y. Bakura with a jackhammer::
Bakura: Kit doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! But she does own her Seto Kaiba dolls which she burns religiously every time Heart of the Cards or the Face Off saga is reran on TV to honor her hatred of Seto Kaiba. She also wishes me to inform you that there is a bare minimum of Seto Kaiba-bashing in this fic mostly because he is not involved.
Kaiba: WHAT???? WHY AM I NOT INVOLVED???
Kit: Yugi, please tell Mr. Kaiba that he is not involved because he is a grade-A moron and should be locked up for all its worth.
Yugi: Kaiba, Kit says -
Kaiba: ALL RIGHT ALREADY!
July 5, Saturday, 7:34 A.M. - The car
Well here I am, sitting in the backseat of my grandfather's car at 7:30 in the morning watching the rain drench the windows as we wait for Jono, Honda, and Bakura to finish loading up the car.
Why couldn't we be on our way at 3:30 P.M. on a sunny, warm afternoon?
Oh well. It's not the end of the world or anything.
I take that back, I think. I'm normally not this cynical - at least not around people - but Grandpa did say he got me this book to record me feelings in.
. well, OK, then. Here's what I feel:
WHY ME???
We're on a road trip to the ocean. I should be happy. I love the ocean. Bakura's thrilled - he used to do a lot of surfing in Australia; he says he'll teach me when we get there. Jono and Honda are going on about the hot babes in bikinis (although this is really ticking off Anzu, who's more interested in the big water park we're going to go to), and Grandpa's looking forward to rest and relaxation. It's going to be so much fun. Swimming, joking around, surfing, eating, sleeping.
I wish I could pack up my bags and move to New Guinea.
All I want is to be left alone for a little while. I've got to sort things out with my yami. How can I do that with Jono and Honda pretending to die outside the car because the raindrops are acidic like they're doing now, and with Anzu, Shizuka, and Miho shouting at them to shut it and act like civilized people since those girls seemingly cannot?
I can't. That's how.
\\PPPPPPP// - All of us, minus Grandpa, Shizuka Katsuya, and Miho Nozaka, which means it's really just Honda Hiroto, Anzu Mazaki, Yuugi Muto (me), Jonouchi Katsuya, and Ryou Bakura.
Kit: Well, that was chap one! I know, I know, that was short, but c'mon! How long do you think he's going to spend writing in his diary? I hope you figured out that this was Yugi's diary. I mean, you must be a real lame-o if you didn't cuz I also wrote it in the first author's note. Anyway today's \\PPPPPPP// was a picture of Bakura, Joey, Tristan, Yugi, and Tea all standing around the Millennium Puzzle. I believe I got it off kingyugi.com but I'm not absolutely sure. R/R!
Tea: I have one question for you, Yugi: Why New Guinea? Why not Alaska or some place nice?
Yugi: Is Alaska nice?
Tea: There are walruses there! Walruses always make a place nice! And penguins!
Bakura: Actually there aren't any penguins in Alaska. They're all in Antarctica.
Tea: Oh, what do you know? ::wacks Bakura on the head::
Bakura: ::whimpers:: Yami-me!!! Hurt Tea!
Y. Bakura: Glad too! (begins chasing Tea around)
Kit: G'night.