Humor story….Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw together….conversations of Tigerstar and Firestar:
Dawn:
'Tigerstar! What are you doing here?*Suspicious*'
'Urgent matters. As you know Twolegs are destroying the forest, but something far more terrifying is coming!'
'What could be more horrifying then the forest's destruction?'
'Are kits….are…."
'Don't tell me!'
'together.'
"I said don't tell me!'
'We must separate them, or else we could become….'
'kin.'
'Ok, gotta head back to the dark forest, got a date with a bloodclan cat.'
'k. keep me posted!'
'Will do!' puffs away*
Starlight:
'They're arguing.'
*screams* 'oh my gosh, you scared me!"
'You said keep you posted.'
'I didn't say puff on top of me!'
'sorry. wimp.'
'I heard that! Anyway, what do we do?'
'Keep them apart. Without being suspicious.'
'Gotcha. Hey, meet him in dreams! That'll stop 'em!'
'Ok dokey! MWUHAAHAAHAA!'
"Dude, you so need help with that."
'sorry. Not'*puffs away*
Twilight:
'Dude!'
"Firestar? What in Starclan are you doing here?'
'They're separated! Squirrelflight's with Ashfur, and Brambleclaw isn't! we won't be kin!'
*collapses form relief*thank gosh! Want some catmint for celebration?'
'They grow catmint here?'
'They do in Starclan. I, ummm...borrowed some from Spottedleaf. Did you know she's my cousin?'
*chokes on catmint*WHAT? And to think I considered a future for us!'
'would that have made us kin?'
'Probably.'
'anyway, now there's no way for them to get back together unless there's a huge badger attack and they realize how much they care about each other, and that's not gonna happen!'
"Seriously. Cheers!'
'cheers!'
Sunset:
*puffs into Firestar's den.*'They're together.'
*sobs*I know!'
'Listen, I've gotta go kill myself, so see you later.'
'You're already dead.'
'exactly.'
'I know! Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw can plan a meeting and then, Hawkfrost plots to kill me, and Brambleclaw proves to be a traitor, and we can make Ashfur see and tell Squirrelflight and they'll split up!'
'but you'll die.'
'it's better than being your kin!'
'ok, so I'll kill myself and then have my kids try and kill you?'
'Hey, if Ashfur's fast enough, I may not even die!'
'cool. Ok, see you around 5ish tomorrow?'
'ok,'
Between Sunset and the Sight:
*Puffs into Firestar's den* 'I didn't work.'
'I know! And now, she's expecting, expecting…..'
'kits!'
BOTH:'!"
*awkwardly* 'so, umm, I guess we're brother in laws.'
"I don't feel any different.'
'I know!'
'Hey, maybe this isn't so bad! Now we can have grand kits!'
'awesome! And I can try and kill Brambleclaw because he betrayed me!'
'So you won't try and kill me anymore?'
'guess not!'
'Hey, let's go steal Leafpool's catmint!'
'awesome! And then I found the most delicious milk….'
'awesome….see you tomorrow at ten then?'
End.
=^.^=
R&R, Please!