SWEENEY TODD
TheDemonBarberofFleetStreet
Act:1 "cannibalism is a sin, right?!"
One day, Mrs. Lovett was happily enjoying a… meat pie?!?!
"Mrs. Lovett?"
"OH! Why, hello Mr. Todd!"
"What are you doing?"
"Standing."
"What's behind you back?"
"…"
Mrs. Lovett spies a pan setting out.
BAM!!!!
"Not as good as all of the rest, to much grudge, but oh well."
Act:2 "I'll be right back."
"Dude, I had a dream about this last night! It felt so real. He's going to kill you!"
"No he's not!! I'll be out in 25minutes and if I don't he killed me, okay?!"
"…fine…"
45minutes later…
"Holy CRAP!!!!"
Later, Sweeney Todd is taken to court and has to admit where the processing plant is and is later sentenced to death.
And they all lived happily ever after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!111!!!!!111111XD OMG ROFL WTF