Chapter One:

(In an airplane)

Tosha: Why are we going to Japan again?

Selina: I told you. There is a family I need to go see.

Kierstyn: Which are?

Selina: The Sohmas.

Tosha: Who's mom?

Selina: (rolls eyes) The Sohmas. It's a family I use to help, um, take care of before I moved to Hawaii.

Tosha: Oh. Any cute guys?

Kierstyn: (slaps tosha) You remember Donavan right? Your boyfriend in Hawaii.

Tosha: So? What happens in Japan stays in Japan.

Selina: I wouldn't be so sure. Besides, there's no guy of your type in the Sohma family.

Tosha: There's no hot guys?

Selina: Oh, the guys are hot all right. Just not blonde with blue eyes. And I don't count Ayame seeing as he is 12 years older than us.

Kierstyn: Do you have pictures of them?

Selina: Um, yeah. For three of them, I don't have a new picture of them. Just their High School picture.

Tosha: Well, then. Let us see.

Selina: Um, okay. (Grabs wallet and takes out pictures.)

This is Ayame, Hatori and Shigure when they were our age. They're all like 28 now or something.

Kierstyn: I'm guessing that Ayame is the one with the silver hair and weird green eyes.

Selina: Yep. Then there's Ayame's little brother Yuki.

Tosha: Ha. He would look good as a girl.

Selina: I think his class made him wear dress once for a fundraiser.

Tosha: (Laughs) You have got to get that picture.

Kierstyn: Who else?

Selina: Um, this is Hatsuharu.

Tosha: Is he a model?

Selina: Sort of. Oh, and this is my favorite guy. Momiji.

Tosha: Okay, I take back what I said about the other guy. Is this even a dude?

Selina: Yes it is. The Sohma family is filled with really, um, pretty people. Oh, and this last guy is Kureno.

Tosha: He's hot.

Selina: I know. Too bad he's taken.

Tosha: Aww. Shucks. All the good-looking guys are taken or gay.

Kierstyn: What about the girls? Are there any girls in this family?

Selina: Yeah, of course. But I was closer with the guys. Here is this one guy who dresses like a girl.

Tosha: They actually have drag queens in Japan?

Selina: Yes. But Ritsu isn't a drag queen. He just feels more relaxed in Girls clothes. In this picture, he's actually wearing men's clothes.

Kierstyn: He looks pretty. And sad.

Selina: The Sohma family is filled with pretty boys.

Airplane lady: Bento?

Selina: Hai.

Airplane lady: How many?

Selina: San. Arigato.

Airplane lady: (hands all three a bento) Have a good flight.

Tosha: Since when do you speak Japanese?

Selina: Since I was living in Japan. So since I was a year old.

Kierstyn: You don't have an accent when you speak English.

Selina: I'm good at mimicking the accents of different languages. English was easy. (Opens bento)

Tosha: (chewing) So why are me and Kierstyn coming with you to the Sohma house?

Selina: Um, actually, we are going to live with 'Anna and Skylar. Wait, I already told you that. (Tosha shrugs and grins). Other than that, this is my chance to see the Sohma family again. Things are getting weirder and weirder over there Shigure said.

Kierstyn: So what are you going to do when you get there? Just going to walk up to the house and say, 'I'm Home'?

Selina: (smiles) Yeah pretty much.

Kierstyn: Ai, Ai. (Shakes head)

Selina: (laughs) I'm kidding. I'm going to go by the High School and kidnap Yuki.

Kierstyn: What?!

Selina: (laughs) kidding. (serious) I don't know what I'm going to do. I think I'll probably just go to the address Shigure gave me.

Tosha: You've been keeping in touch with one of them?

Selina: Yeah. How do you think I got the pictures for the last five guys?

Tosha: Oh. Are you nervous about seeing them again?

Selina: Yes. Totally. But it would be cool to see the newest members of the Sohma family.

Kierstyn: Do they know you're coming?

Selina: (blushes) No.

Tosha: They'll be happy to see you. As well as meeting your two best friends.

Selina: (rolls eyes) I am not hooking you up with any of them. It would never work out.

Tosha: Yeah, yeah. I know. Long distance relationships never work.

Selina: *I wish it was just because of that. There are other reasons.*