A/N This Conversation would not leave me alone, Please don't hurt me for it.
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(Xander) Mickey?
(Mickey) Wot?
(Xander) You let go of the thingamajig didn't you?
(Mickey) Of course I let go of the thingamajig.
(Xander) Didn't I tell you NOT to let go of the thingamajig?
(Mickey) Well the Doctor told me to let go.
(Xander) Why would he tell you to let go?
(Mickey) So I could hold his doohickey.
(Xander) Why didn't he have Rose hold his doohickey?
(Mickey) I'm not lettin' Rose anywhere near his doohickey.
(Rose) Why not? I can hold his doohickey.
(Doctor) That's right, Rose holds my doohickey all the time.
(Xander) Rose holds your doohickey?
(Mickey) What's Rose doing touching your doohickey?.
(Jack) Sometimes he has me hold his doohickey.
(Xander) It's just not the same when he holds your doohickey is it?
(Jack) But it's okay when Mickey holds it?
(Xander) No it's not, that's why he was holding the thingamajig instead.
(Jack) I can thing your jig.
(Xander) Your sick you know that.
(Rose) No really I've gotten quite good at holding it.
(Mickey) That's it I'm gonna kill em.
(Rose) Is anyone else confused here.
(Doctor) What exactly are you all talking about?
(Jack) Beats me, but I'm strangely aroused by the entire conversation.
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